HI, I know no one cares but wow i want to puke

[koalatacobot]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to taketheveil4 [Ac Kc]
delimber: folds
tldherself: raises 630 to 830 and is all-in
taketheveil4: raises 1170 to 2000
winlake: calls 2000
cscnwvip: folds
Scha: folds
diaps: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c Jc Ks]
taketheveil4: bets 3225 and is all-in
winlake: calls 3225
*** TURN *** [2c Jc Ks] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2c Jc Ks 9s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
taketheveil4: shows [Ac Kc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
winlake: shows [Jh Ad] (three of a kind, Jacks)
winlake collected 8790 from side pot
tldherself: shows [8d 8h] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
taketheveil4 said, "omg"
taketheveil4 said, "wow"
winlake collected 2790 from main pot

[ZJ123]

ban

[blankoblanco]

omg dominated hand preflop wins that never happens

[koalatacobot]

yeah not like i didnt have the nut flush draw, 5% river cards are standard i guess.

[TheFoxNL]

dont put this here
theres a Beats, Brags, and Variance forum to put this on

[bigballz]

you misplayed this hand on all streets. leave 2+2

[fsoyars]

someone should put "READ BEFORE POSTING" by the FAQ thread. oh wait... yeah, ban.

[Big Tuna]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah not like i didnt have the nut flush draw, 5% river cards are standard i guess.

[/ QUOTE ]

They're standard about one in twenty times.

But you're all-in post flop. It's not really a 5% river card, it's a 10% turn or river card.

But..... that's not the reason people are railing on you. You've posted in the wrong forum. There's a whole separate forum for posting unexceptional bad beat stories. I'm sure they would welcome you and this post with open arms and warm hearts and go out of their way to make you feel better and encourage you to keep on going.

[GoodOlKevin]

this hasn't happened to EVERYONE at least 100 times before

[mastr]

This would be way funnier if unknownst to us this was actually for millions of dollars but we all know this just means he missed cashing for $2 in a $.50 tourney