LOL Conspire LOL

[ebepse]

Youngblood9002: ZOMG
Youngblood9002: TEH LEGENDARY SPB
SPB asterisk: i am gay
Youngblood9002: amazing
SPB asterisk: post worthy?
Youngblood9002: lol
Youngblood9002: like that?
Youngblood9002: lol
Youngblood9002: /end convo
SPB asterisk: i have aids [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Conspire]

We all know u have the aids, there is no reason for u to keep telling people.

[ebepse]

whoisthadrizzle: anyhow
whoisthadrizzle: penis?
SPB asterisk: speakin of penis
SPB asterisk: mine is smalll
whoisthadrizzle: same
whoisthadrizzle: except change small with big
SPB asterisk: but its opposite day
SPB asterisk: LOL PWNT
SPB asterisk: post worthy?
whoisthadrizzle: what

[ebepse]

keepinthebeat247: !!!!!!
keepinthebeat247: hai!
SPB asterisk: hm
Auto response from keepinthebeat247: I am away from my computer right now.

SPB asterisk: why didnt the accept messsage thing pop up
SPB asterisk: r u hacking? please dont hack me
keepinthebeat247: ur abour 20 mins too late
keepinthebeat247: gg
keepinthebeat247: gotcha
SPB asterisk: damn u got my passwords to horse porn
keepinthebeat247: it didn't pop up cause i wrote the code for aim
keepinthebeat247: as in, i programmed it
keepinthebeat247: and am rich as [censored]
SPB asterisk: wow stake me for 60knl
keepinthebeat247: what's that
SPB asterisk: 300/600 on full itlt
SPB asterisk: who are you
keepinthebeat247: full tilt?
SPB asterisk: SPB asterisk: who are you
keepinthebeat247: every night i run a program
keepinthebeat247: that randomly selects one person who is signed online
keepinthebeat247: in the continental U.S.
keepinthebeat247: and i im them
SPB asterisk: really?
keepinthebeat247: cuz it's fun
keepinthebeat247: yea
keepinthebeat247: except
keepinthebeat247: it gets [censored] old
keepinthebeat247: telling this to every person i im
keepinthebeat247: every [censored] night
SPB asterisk: i think u are lying
keepinthebeat247: this is only like my 10th night doing it
SPB asterisk: wow so what are the odds of it being me
SPB asterisk: like 1 in 12324 katrillion
SPB asterisk: i basically won the lottery right?
keepinthebeat247: hah no, there are only like approx. 800k people signed on at any given time at night
keepinthebeat247: in the cont. u.s.
SPB asterisk: i think ur lying
keepinthebeat247: lottery is like 1/20 mil or so depending on what lottery and what state u live in
keepinthebeat247: ask me any question
SPB asterisk: how big is ur penis
keepinthebeat247: that u think only the writer of the aim software would know
SPB asterisk: oh
SPB asterisk: still answer that q
keepinthebeat247: of couse i didn't write it by myself, i just made adjustments to some of the updates
keepinthebeat247: girth or length
SPB asterisk: length
keepinthebeat247: 23cm
SPB asterisk: liar
SPB asterisk: thats 9 inches
keepinthebeat247: i'm not lying
SPB asterisk: now i know this whole hting is a scam
SPB asterisk: u scamer
keepinthebeat247: HAHAHA I HAD U ZGOING THOUGH RIGHT!?!?!?!?! I"M REALLY CHADMACK FROM THE 2+2 FORUMS AND I REALLY DO KNOW WHAT 60Knl IS!!!!!!!!
SPB asterisk: I KNEW IT
SPB asterisk: ALL ALONG
keepinthebeat247:
SPB asterisk: ur the only one who says hai in the world

[chadmack]

got'em!

[MBtheI]

wtg!

[Bad Beat Maker]

[Conspire]

VegasNick123 (3:03:22 PM): for the love of humanity why arnt u on now....im so bored im about to hang myself


Auto Response from ConspiringU (3:02:52 PM): I Think Im Being Watched!!!!!!!!!!!


ConspiringU (3:12:26 PM): hello sir
VegasNick123 (3:14:24 PM): man ...i can belive this [censored].....today i decided to use the last of my full tilt points to try to satelite and win the big 100k or 400k or w/e it was and of course i end up loseing to some dumbass with the best hand..anyway after i cooled off i decided to play these 90 man 250 playmoney sit and gos........i end up winning 2 in a row and 2nd in the 3rd


Auto Response from ConspiringU (3:13:53 PM): I Think Im Being Watched!!!!!!!!!!!


VegasNick123 (3:14:38 PM): ya now is the time for my luck to kick in when it doesnt even [censored] matter
VegasNick123 (3:14:44 PM): what a twisted vile joke3
ConspiringU (3:16:04 PM): heh
VegasNick123 (3:18:36 PM): hey
VegasNick123 (3:18:39 PM): why are u away
ConspiringU (3:18:27 PM): cuz im not available
VegasNick123 (3:19:56 PM): what im thinkiing is....i [censored] had the worst timing possible..cause if u think about it the 2 firsts represent my 2 satelite wins into the big 400k tourney thing and that last second represents a big cash
VegasNick123 (3:20:22 PM): i feel like i missed hitting the lottery in a way
ConspiringU (3:25:19 PM): mmmm
VegasNick123 (3:27:21 PM): not available
VegasNick123 (3:27:26 PM): wtf are u doin g jacking off
VegasNick123 (3:27:41 PM): to braceface
ConspiringU (3:27:11 PM): u caught me
VegasNick123 (3:27:51 PM): to braceface in ur pic
VegasNick123 (3:27:54 PM): wtf is wrong with u
VegasNick123 (3:27:57 PM): how does that
VegasNick123 (3:28:01 PM): attract u
ConspiringU (3:27:40 PM): barely 18 mmmmmmm

[ebepse]

ConspiringU: top that
ConspiringU: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...D=#Post11980118
SPB asterisk: horse porn
ConspiringU: no horsey involved
SPB asterisk: THEN IM NOT CLICKING
ConspiringU: i misspelled
ConspiringU: lots of horses
SPB asterisk: 90 man 250 playmoney sit and gos
SPB asterisk: vnssckh
ConspiringU: hes a balla
ConspiringU: vnssckh?
SPB asterisk: vnssckh
SPB asterisk: how can u not figure out what that means
SPB asterisk: its ldo
ConspiringU: cuz i is lazy
SPB asterisk: what does it look like
SPB asterisk: what other acronym
ConspiringU: very nice stupid screen could kill him
ConspiringU: oh [censored]
ConspiringU: u are gonna post this
SPB asterisk: you got one and a half words right
SPB asterisk: yes
SPB asterisk: you got kill right
SPB asterisk: and him is half right
ConspiringU: SPB IS GAY
ConspiringU: he licks men
ConspiringU: MAN LOVER
ConspiringU: well atleast tell me what it means

[Gildwulf]

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