beat: complete stranger calls my phone and attempts to seduce me(guy)

[tisthefire]

i recieve a call from a number i don't recognize, it's some black guy from washington d.c. who i can barely understand talking about how he thought he was calling his friend. a bunch of completely random questions from this guy ensue and i can't help but laughing at how preposterous it all is. then he enquires about my endowments and i hang up, he calls back and i reject. definite beat, thoughts on my line?

[edfurlong]

Black men are excellent lovers.

beat.

[ASpiderMonkey]

At what point in time did you give ericW your phone number?

[Lurker.]

i put on my robe and wizard hat.

[ncboiler]

Wow. Old school obscene phone call.

[Reef]

ur probably on craiglist