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Huge Beat: Vomit.
I threw up the other night for the first time in 26 years. Yes, you read that right, no typo...TWENTY-SIX YEARS. Before Saturday night I didn't even know what it was like or what to expect. Well, it was [censored] horrible. Blastin out my nose, shootin outta my mouth. What's worse is that I was on the throne having the rest of my insides come out my other side at the same time. So there I am at 2:30 in the morning not really knowing wtf is happening to me and even wimpering 'help me please help me' into the tiny trash bucket next to the throne. That image will probably be burned in my memory forever.
To all those who actually stick your finger down your throat to induce this [censored]....what the [censored] you sick [censored] bastards! |
#2
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
dont worry there are support groups for bulimia these days
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#3
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
You ate chipotle??
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#4
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
vomitting is awesome.
The last time I vomitted I blew up veins under my eyes Fun. |
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
sounds like good times.
Someone lock this [censored] psycho up |
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
I threw up three times last weekend and ended up hooking up with chicks 2 of the 3 times immediately after. The other night I was getting hit on by a creepy married 45 year old and left for bed.
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
26 years???? so you've never puked from excessive drinking? thats quite nitty.
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
Don't you hate it when you get a chunk of food stuck in your nose and you can't get it out? It just sits there in vomit juice burning your nose.
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
26 years?
seinfeld had a show about having a 15 year vomit streak, i wondered how the [censored] that was possible. with my raging alcoholism, it's tough to go 15 weeks. |
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Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.
Meh, I barely even remember most of the times I've thrown up. They aren't completely horrible memories tbh, sometimes its even quite a relief.
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