I need an enemy

[Smell The Glove]

There's not really anyone on this forum who I dislike. But I want an enemy to make things more interesting. Here are some candidates:

Limesparks: This guy thinks he's funny but he really should have his own containment thread.
whoisthedrizzle: I hate all his gimmick accounts and he's a SF Giants fan
BTYS: also a Giants fan, plus he's a dick so he'll probably hate me right back
divides by zero: Sure she's cute but I'm intimidated by women who know math stuff
Georgia Avenue: this is a sleeper pick. Everybody loves him. He's funny and charming. So [censored] him.