***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[too eazy]

hahahaha main u retard easy fold moron [censored] head

[oldschool]

turn min raise is always the nuts even on that board LDO =)

[GT30]

before I can even get 20 tables up in running i stack off with the following hands:

AA < QQ, all in on flop, turn Q, river Q (twist knife)
99 < JT, 987 flop (i know not a big deal)

then this...

I just shut down all the tables and decided to not play at all b/c i was steaming

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+2: $140.50
MP1: $85.75
MP2: $36.55
CO: $121.85
Hero (BTN): $94
SB: $97
BB: $100
UTG: $128.15
UTG+1: $126.40

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
6 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $11</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $100 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $66 and is All-In

Flop: ($188.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($188.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($188.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $188.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $92.75 (-$1.25 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $92.75 (-$1.25 NET)

i know...at least he didn't have a heart... i was cussing the mf board

[kcheel]

Didn't want to quit playing tonight. Games were great. Played pretty well for weak/tight nit. And I hit hands all night. Not much to alot of you but pretty sure this is the best single day I have ever had.

[TheProdigy]

This is better than I usually do with sets, so 2 of 7 is improving my winrate with them:

[illini43]

Nice graph kcheel.

[GrandMelon]

So I havent really played video games very much since I was like 14 except for the occasional stoned Mario Kart with my roommate. I come home for Thanksgiving break and my lil brother has a 360 and Halo 3 so Im like what the hell Ill play it and see what all the fuss is about.


After like an hour I was addicted


gg poker

[LearningCurve]

GM, LOL. Hope your brother got to play with you at least. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Kcheel, looks great!


D, that was a nasty trick. I was secretly celebrating the death of the waggling butt avatar and there she is again. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[GrandMelon]

Just when I thought things were turning around... also lol at his call

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $364
Hero (MP2): $461.40
CO: $229.50
BTN: $467.35
SB: $76
BB: $410.50
UTG: $163.15
UTG+1: $791.05
UTG+2: $62

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG calls $4, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $16</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $56</font>, 3 folds, BB calls $52, UTG folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $364 and is All-In</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $461.40 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $354.50 and is All-In

Flop: ($1,191) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($1,191) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,191) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,191 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP1 mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$364 NET)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$410.50 NET)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $1,188 (+$777.50 NET)

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

nice day Kcheel, v nice... I lost 4.5 buyins in one hour of 12-tabling today, beat is I was playing a level above normal [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]