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Old 11-27-2007, 07:11 PM
Shizzle12345 Shizzle12345 is offline
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how the [censored] am i supposed to eat this sandwich if i'm out of doritos jesus

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real men dont need doritos to eat sandwiches.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:14 PM
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doritos suck. Kettle chips on the other hand, are the bomb.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:16 PM
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I use water to flush them through, two at the same time.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:19 PM
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For some reason I don't get tilted by nits lags fish or tags, but for some reason those weirdos who play like 18/10 (anyone who plays stars mid stakes knows a few) tilt the [censored] out of me. I don't know what it is.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:19 PM
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doritos suck. Kettle chips on the other hand, are the bomb.

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Old 11-27-2007, 07:20 PM
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For some reason the I don't get tilted by nits lags fish or tags, but for some reason those weirdos who play like 18/10 (anyone who plays stars mid stakes knows a few) tilt the [censored] out of me. I don't know what it is.

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It's probably because they're less predictable than the other stereotypes.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:21 PM
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lol swongs

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Old 11-27-2007, 07:28 PM
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I honestly can't remember the last time I've played this many hands in one day.



Remember, my MT ratio is 3.7 (unlike the 5.x it used to be)


Biggest (and most amusing) hands of the day:


1.]

lol

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $108
MP: $204.55
CO: $50.50
Hero (BTN): $359
SB: $209.20
BB: $225.45

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7</font>, CO calls $7, Hero calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $14</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40</font>, MP calls $26

Turn: ($104) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $50</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $157.55 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $107.55

River: ($419.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $419.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$204.55 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes) and WON $416.10 (+$211.55 NET)



2.]

unlol

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $177
BTN: $217.05
SB: $42.75
Hero (BB): $239.70
UTG: $290.60

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22</font>, CO calls $15

Flop: ($45) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $29</font>, CO calls $29

Turn: ($103) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $76</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $188.70 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $50 and is All-In

River: ($355) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $355 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Aces) and WON $352 (+$175 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Tens) and LOST (-$177 NET)
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:29 PM
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lol swongs



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This is at 10/20 right? BR NIT!!!11!
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:32 PM
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shpanko, i'm grinding 2/4 and 3/6 now, but if i do see grimstarr sitting HU i will play [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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