Great Affiliate Idea

AvivaSimplex · #1 10-12-2006, 12:59 PM

1. Sign up as an affiliate for online gambling sites.
2. Promise players a cut of your take if they sign up through you. Make sure everyone knows your real name and address, as well as where you go to school.
3. When the gambling site pays you, take down your affiliate site and disappear without a trace.

THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL!!

AvivaSimplex · #2 10-12-2006, 01:04 PM

4. When it turns out you've left quite a few traces, in the face of dozens of potential lawsuits, return to the message board where you first promoted your site. First claim you weren't paid. When that's proven false, keep coming up with new excuses. Make sure you make lots of obvious lies, and insult everyone you can.

I'm finished with this thread, and I won't be posting here anymore.

AvivaSimplex · #3 10-12-2006, 01:06 PM

5. Emphasize that even though you were considering committing a crime, that in itself is not illegal.

I won't respond to the inflammatory posters here. I'll confine myself to daily updates.

justinag07 · #4 10-12-2006, 01:10 PM

6. Create gnome accounts to talk about what a great and reputable business you run, and to further insult all the people who want to sue you.

Frinkenstein · #5 10-12-2006, 03:15 PM

Who did this?

TheRealDeal · #6 10-12-2006, 04:09 PM

scamzorz!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

AvivaSimplex · #7 10-12-2006, 07:33 PM

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Who did this?

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If you haven't seen it yet, it's definitely worth spending the time to look through this monster thread.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;vc=1&nt=18

SamuraiPlatypus · #8 10-13-2006, 03:25 PM

beautifully done. i especially liked the justinag07 touch...