Martina Hingis likes Drugs

[StevieG]

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I was imagining some scenario that involved her railing a Dutch whore in the ass with a strap-on while Sergio Garcia watched.

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Delightfully vulgar, with whimsical random elements and a hint of sadism. 97/100

[tuq]

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She started banging her lawyer in Miami I think after some lawsuit thing or whatever...don't remember at all. But I bet he got her started on the yo.

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I was imagining some scenario that involved her railing a Dutch whore in the ass with a strap-on while Sergio Garcia watched.

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This is really outstanding, bonus points for the Sergio reference.

[jah7_fsu1]

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RedBean says she didn't do it.

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Under-appreciated

[Eurotrash]

I thought the Swiss Miss was damn fine even before this cocaine scandal, but certainly can't deny this makes her finer.

got to this thread way too late as I see a joke about Sergio Garcia was already made. and I was just a few posts too late to be the first to use her cool nickname (damn you, Racer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img])

[sethypooh21]

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She started banging her lawyer in Miami I think after some lawsuit thing or whatever...don't remember at all. But I bet he got her started on the yo.

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I was imagining some scenario that involved her railing a Dutch whore in the ass with a strap-on while Sergio Garcia watched.

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This is really outstanding, bonus points for the Sergio reference.

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How many times did he regrip?

[Assani Fisher]

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Variance: Went to high school with her. Colossull bitch.



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details?

102,509 and counting

[SuperUberBob]

Think it's possible that she comes back a year or so after this dies down?

FTR, totally hit it too.

[PokerFink]

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So how much coke is she gonna do now that she's retired?

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Hopefully a lot, like Rollergirl in Boogie Nights.