Three Horrified Sushi Chefs

[Smell The Glove]

Me and my dad go to Vegas for the weekend. Friday night for dinner we go to Tao and eat at the sushi bar. My dad orders a piece of shrimp sushi. The chef gives it to my dad and my dad motions to his soy sauce, asking the chef if he recommends dipping it in the soy sauce. The chefs nods, and then he makes a motion suggesting that my dad remove the shrimp's tail before eating it. My dad says "oh no it's ok" and then the chef says "You not supposed to eat the tail, sir." My dad proceeds to dip the shrimp piece in the soy sauce and eat it whole, complete with tail. Here's how the sushi chefs looked:

[DblBarrelJ]

Wow. Those guys look pissed.

[absoludicrous]

I think I've seen those guys before. They work at every sushi bar. Weird.

[drexah]

the "glove" must be the secret word for some sort of brain cell-killing toxins

[Dids]

That image would be more awesome 25% smaller. HINT

[drexah]

EYE RACISM

[Smell The Glove]

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That image would be more awesome 25% smaller. HINT

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sorry too late to edit. lol get a bigger monitor dids. here's a link to a resized image if you want to edit it: link

[Dids]

THANKS HOMEY

[blutarski]

My grandfather used to get drunk and eat lobster shells just to gross people out.

Where he lived (Newfoundland) these fish called kaplin would beach themselves to mate and lay eggs. The ones that didn't make it would die and dry out on the beach.

My GF and his dog would both eat them straight off the beach. The dog would get sick.

Brag: He was the person most like John Hemmingway that I'll ever meet.

Beat: He's no longer with us.

[Conspire]

I humbly request more stories and more paints from the smelly glove.