Beat: MURDER IN THE TOILET (possibly NSFW, definately gross)

Quicksilvre · #1 08-17-2007, 11:52 PM

So it's just after dinner, and I go off to the loo to take a sit on the throne. I've been having stomach cramps here and there over the last few weeks, but I had felt fine since morning. I'd gone out and gotten supplies for school just fine in the afternoon.

So after I drop my deuce, I take a wipe and it's all blood. Has this ever happened to you? If not, I don't think you can realize the intensity of this situation. I take a look downstairs and it looks like the toilet is full of blood. I know it mixes with the water and that a few cc's can look like gallons, but it's still a provocative sight. Especially when there's drops of it going down the sides above the water line.

Oh [censored].

The OP is going to be the not-so-happy recipient of prenisone for the next two or three months--just in time to go back to university! Discuss.

ebepse · #2 08-17-2007, 11:54 PM

looks like you have ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease

Conspire · #3 08-17-2007, 11:55 PM

Whoa, I have never heard of this happening but if it is true, this is the wrong forum to post about it. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Um, I would really consider going to the doctor.

ncboiler · #4 08-17-2007, 11:56 PM

No worries

Victor · #5 08-17-2007, 11:56 PM

proly nothing to worry about. see a doc to be safe i suppose.

sebbb · #6 08-17-2007, 11:56 PM

use some lube next time

Quicksilvre · #7 08-17-2007, 11:57 PM

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looks like you have ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease

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Yes, diagnosed with UC in May 2003. I'll probably post a "Ask A..." thread about it sometime.

ebepse · #8 08-17-2007, 11:59 PM

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looks like you have ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease

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Yes, diagnosed with UC in May 2003. I'll probably post a "Ask A..." thread about it sometime.

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ya me too, but they don't know which one cause doctors are stupid

basically same thing tho

Quicksilvre · #9 08-17-2007, 11:59 PM

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Whoa, I have never heard of this happening but if it is true, this is the wrong forum to post about it. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Um, I would really consider going to the doctor.

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You mean Health and Fitness, presumably. I understand the thinking, but I definitely think this is a beat, no?

I've been in contact with my doctor and I will be seeing him soon, in less than a week.

Quicksilvre · #10 08-18-2007, 12:01 AM

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use some lube next time

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I'm amazed this wasn't the first reply.