BRAG: Last time at the ATM

d10 · #1 08-25-2006, 01:43 AM

I need to go to the ATM tomorrow. I just realized that this will be the first time in '06 that I use an ATM. Typically when I play live poker (once every 1-2 months) and I cash out, I will add the $100s to my gangster roll, and the spare change in my wallet. I've been able to sustain myself for a long time this way.

Also, this is an old account and the only reason I still have it is because my paychecks are deposited there, and I'm too lazy to fill out a new direct deposit form. I haven't even looked at it in a few months. I just checked it now and there's a lot of money in there. Maybe I should invest it or something?

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Heavens_Myst · #2 08-25-2006, 02:05 AM

Invest in rubberbands

Bill King · #3 08-25-2006, 02:26 AM

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Invest in rubbers and hookers

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FYP

Kilillan · #4 08-25-2006, 02:28 AM

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Invest in rubber hookers

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FYP

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FYPFYP

homeslice · #5 08-25-2006, 11:43 AM

I went last night and took out $200.

I had a dozen garlic parm and a dozen teriyaki wings. Downed them with 2 pitchers of Newcastle. We then proceeded to hit 2 strip clubs, where I had a about 7 Newcastles, 2 Carbombs, and 4 lap dances.

I somehow managed to get to work on time today.

PocketElevens · #6 08-25-2006, 03:14 PM

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Invest in Pumkins they will peak in December

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Pog0 · #7 08-25-2006, 02:31 AM

I spend > $1k a month on fast food and coffee. I'm at the ATM 3 times a week taking out $100.

d10 · #8 08-25-2006, 02:34 AM

That can't be healthy.

Pog0 · #9 08-25-2006, 02:45 AM

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That can't be healthy.

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Hey, I spend my money and die sooner. That's a combo I'd love to supersize!

Gildwulf · #10 08-25-2006, 05:15 AM

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I spend > $1k a month on fast food and coffee. I'm at the ATM 3 times a week taking out $100.

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you will die in 5 years