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Old 10-01-2007, 06:24 PM
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Hello everybody. I am here.

LOL @ 10 minutes, even tho yes, it's an improvement over 6 seconds. kil you seriously need to find a position/angle that doesn't get you off so quick.

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I am surprised that no one has suggested he pre-game with his right hand before seeing her.

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I personally hadn't thought of that because it reduces the possible number of lovemaking sessions to a max of 2 for the day. But it's def a good strategy.

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who cares if #1 is six seconds? does that even count as a session?

if you grimm someone's BB and sit out, is that a session?
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:28 PM
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Last time I boned a chick (a random girl from the club a few weeks ago) I lasted like 7 minutes or something, after a few minutes bj. Is that considered acceptable these days or should I aim to improve? I did give her some tongue lovin afterwards (no blood I'm afraid Kill).
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:28 PM
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i think you're right. last time i was coach and couldnt do anything but watch (which killed me). maybe i'll just play a little...

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You get the plays I sent you? PM or hit me up on MSN if you have any questions
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:49 PM
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brag: I danced with the most beautiful girl in the whole damn town on saturday. She said to her (at worst 7 friends , meaning they were all 8s and 9s) over the music, "He taught me to climb on rocks!" Then to me "It's my birthday! Dance with me!" Uhm, I might have to think about it as you are grinding my **** off. LOL

IMHO, a good sexy session would last 20-60 minutes depending on the time and what you had going on at the time. ie, if you didn't have any time, a good 20ish minutes would suffice. If you had the night, heh, make her scream for a while. besides, girls tell their friends about that stuff. If you had a good marathon session (anything >1hr), you will become a legend in their minds.
my 2c
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:01 PM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:02 PM
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^^^does that automatically play for you when you open the thread or do you have to hit play?
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:07 PM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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that video is hilarious, but there's one that shows his scream in slow-motion.

I think this is it: http://www.autospies.com/news/Video-...or-party-5384/
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:10 PM
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^^^I think you have to hit play now to play it, amiright?
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