Pretty sure this makes me king of the donks.

VorShot · #1 10-05-2007, 04:27 AM

So my buddy and i decided to try to play the $1 rebuy and do it without rebuying.
I'd like to say, it worked pretty well tonight.
(Times it failed first? Four, but one time i did win $17.)

Ok...ummm...

BRAG: I can stop playing the $10 rooms now that i have over 20 buyins for 25NL.
BEAT: Ummm, i can buy a lot of happy meals? Wait...maybe that's a brag too. Happy meals do come with a toy. May be Variance on that one.
BRAG: Lets see, background is from a picture from my Honeymoon in Hawaii....
BEAT: If i won this 10 more times, it still wouldn't pay for what i owe on the wedding/honeymoon.
BRAG: I got a wife that lets me stay up till 3am playing poker.

lippy · #2 10-05-2007, 04:30 AM

Beat: I had my worst day ever and lost 2x this.
Beat: 2x this is my worst day ever (S-MSLHE non-baller).

AML525 · #3 10-05-2007, 07:58 AM

beat: your wife's family didn't pay for wedding?

traxamillion · #4 10-05-2007, 08:30 AM

not rebuying is a beat whether you won or not

Mrage · #5 10-05-2007, 08:37 AM

Pics of wife plz

Hattifnatt · #6 10-05-2007, 08:41 AM

Do you get much benefits from using PA Hud in MTTs?

killsadie · #7 10-05-2007, 09:08 AM

lets just minimize that aim window

Quagmyer · #8 10-05-2007, 09:40 AM

youve got mail

Carolina Pirate · #9 10-05-2007, 10:27 AM

[ QUOTE ]
BRAG: I had a wife that lets me stay up till 3am playing poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

keep playing till 3 in the morning and hit a lossing streak and the above statement will be true

Pics of wife or she's not real

tame_deuces · #10 10-05-2007, 11:13 AM

[x] Explorer tab shows porn webpage.

(Ok, it didn't but I bet I had you worried)