***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***

[yourface]

played some guy huhu for 240 hands
I made 50$, he lost 250$

so sick

[yourface]

even though he sucked I think I played pretty bad vs him

I find it hard to tell sometimes when playing huhu vs people with strange passive styles

[mvoss]

[ QUOTE ]
played some guy huhu for 240 hands
I made 50$, he lost 250$

so sick

[/ QUOTE ]

Why do you do this? Seems like a huge waste of time.

[yourface]

funny hand (not vs guy mentioned above)

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, yourface calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
yourface checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface caps</font>, SB calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (13BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 17BB
SB shows 2D 3C
yourface shows 6C AS

[yourface]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
played some guy huhu for 240 hands
I made 50$, he lost 250$

so sick

[/ QUOTE ]

Why do you do this? Seems like a huge waste of time.

[/ QUOTE ]

but I made 50$!
and huhu is fun

also, see above hand

[thepizzlefosho]

is that on stars yourface? I don't think FTPs rake is even close to that bad for HUHU. I've played guys 5/10 before for a couple hundred hands and I don't remember us paying near that much in rake.

[sethypooh21]

3k hands 37/45 SD numbers -140 BB

[censored] you poker stars.

EVERY [censored] lag idiot crushes me with [censored] like this all [censored] day:

Hand #1
PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks 7s, 7d.
SB shows Qc, 9h (a pair of Queens).
Outcome: SB wins 13.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

Hand #2
PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (9.20 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.20 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks Jd, Kh.
BB shows 5h, Qc (a full house, Queens full of Jacks).
Outcome: BB wins 11.00 BB.
($2.00 Rake)
</font>

Hand #3
PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (5.40 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (5.70 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (7.70 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.70 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks As, Ad.
Button shows 9h, Kh (three of a kind, Nines).
Outcome: Button wins 11.50 BB.
($2.00 Rake)
</font>

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[thorleif]

got wasted last night, woke up this morning and there were 3 3/6 tables and one 10/20 open on my desktop that I had no recollection of. Turns out I played 58 hands of poker blackout drunk. I was so scared to open up PT... Here's the 10/20 session.

******* Hand 1 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) thorrr is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, 3 folds, thorrr calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
thorrr checks, UTG checks.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2.25BB, 2 players)
thorrr checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, thorrr calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
thorrr checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, thorrr calls.

Results:
Final pot: 6.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">UTG Shows 5h Kh</font>


******* Hand 2 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, thorrr folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.5SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Button checks.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Button checks.

Results:
Final pot: 4.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows 7c 5c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows As Kh</font>


******* Hand 3 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) thorrr is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, thorrr calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, thorrr calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, thorrr calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9.5BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr raises</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 15.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">thorrr Shows Qc Jh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG mucks 9h 8c</font>


******* Hand 4 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is CO with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, thorrr folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Button checks.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $29.23</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 5.17BB
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Qh Ac</font>


******* Hand 5 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is UTG+1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, thorrr folds, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: 1SB returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: 3BB


******* Hand 6 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
thorrr folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7.5SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.75BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 is all-in $10.46</font>, Button calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8.8BB, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: 8.8BB)


Results:
Final pot: 8.8BB
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows As 10h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows Jh 8s</font>


******* Hand 7 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, 2 folds, thorrr calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
thorrr checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, thorrr calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3.25BB, 2 players)
thorrr checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, thorrr folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to CO.

Results:
Final pot: 3.25BB


******* Hand 8 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, thorrr folds, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3.25BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, BB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Jc 3c</font>


******* Hand 9 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr 3-bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10SB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, thorrr calls, SB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr raises</font>, SB folds, CO calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.5BB, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr bets</font>, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to thorrr.

Results:
Final pot: 10.5BB


******* Hand 10 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, thorrr folds, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1SB returned to UTG+1.

Results:
Final pot: 2.25BB


******* Hand 11 ********

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) thorrr is UTG+1 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr raises</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">thorrr bets</font>, BB calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
BB checks, thorrr checks.

Results:
Final pot: 6BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows 6s 6d</font>

[Absolution]

[ QUOTE ]
Hello Absolution,

I am sorry about that. You are correct, the increase is due to the
stronger CA$.

Thank you for being a VIP on PokerStars.

Regards,

William
PokerStars VIP Team

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, I still think Stars support is the best.

[waffle]

Opponent is 46/23/2.6

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.4SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2.2BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, CO calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.2BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO caps</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.2BB
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed 5h 9s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks Kc Kh</font>

I probably should have just called the river since 9T got there..