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[protocol]

"a big fan of the ol' 65o"

"[censored] you and your never ending string of gutshots"

"<screenname>: pocket A loose at least 5072134030f the time"


That last one must have been something they typed into the chat window. I think that comment told me all I needed to know.

[Debaser]

A few of mine are normal stuff like

'likes to l/rr with AA' and

'v passive get out if he bets'

Stuff I've typed when I'm winning.

All the rest are in CAPS where I'm on sick tilt.

'WIN A BIG [censored] POT OFF THIS LITTLE [censored] PIG AND LAUGH IN HIS FACE. BITCH. LITTLE BITCH. SO SICK. SICK LITTLE BITCH'

and the tragically unfinished

'IFUCKING SWEAR I WILL FIND OUT WHERE THIS FUC'

[Bikini Wax]

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asian[/asian]

[pennpal]

my post from the other thread like this:

"parents never hugged him"
"eats his scabs"
"owes me 2 buyins"
"SCUM"
"future ebola victim"
"has XXY chromosome"
"double digit IQ"
"slow [censored] - probably masturbating"
"use that stack i just sent your way to get a nose job"
"KJ OFF IS DEFINITELY THE NUTS"
"his wife is cheating on him as i type this"
"joffs to his avatar"
"thats not just an avatar, he's actually phil ivey"
"value checks rivers to reduce variance"
"2p2"
"multitabler"

[haxon]

Nötriddare - Translates to Nut(s)Knight

[wet work]

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tight tard
loose tard
weak tard

thats about all of them

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LOL. Same here.

[Berky]

"[censored] his mother"

[BDaws]

These are all very very good.

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just came across this gem that i have no recollection of

for Lobbyist98: tell him you're an arab and then e-mail his chat to support again

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tilts to the he had 4 outs you only had 2 theory. Make [censored] up to tilt him.

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"likely strapped in a wheelchair wearing a helmet"

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[LuckyLloyd]

“Has a pathological need to see the flop”

[Monster207]

"probably fist pumps when he wins the blinds/huge [censored]"