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Old 04-17-2007, 09:55 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

You tell your girl friend that your "going all in" and she replies "is that a bluff?"
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:01 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

I think the "all in" / sex analogy is getting old now.
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:05 PM
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I think the "all in" / sex analogy is getting old now.

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I'm all in
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:35 PM
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You tell your girl friend that your "going all in" and she replies "what with that short stack?"

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This one is better.
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:44 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

you've read every single one of these posts
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:23 PM
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you've read every single one of these posts and are like--damn, that's it?!

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Old 04-17-2007, 11:33 PM
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I'm watching TV late at night with my roommate and hard ball with keanu reaves comes on. We get 20 minutes in and realize its not going to be a sweet sports betting movie. Me-"Allright I'm going to bed." him-"Naw, [censored] that. You're PLOT committed." me- "Ah, [censored] you're right."

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rofl a+
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:55 PM
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You have this uncontrollable urge to end each sentence with aments.

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winner, and sadly done
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:58 PM
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You have this uncontrollable urge to end each sentence with aments.

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winner, and sadly done aments

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Old 04-18-2007, 03:09 AM
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I'm watching TV late at night with my roommate and hard ball with keanu reaves comes on. We get 20 minutes in and realize its not going to be a sweet sports betting movie. Me-"Allright I'm going to bed." him-"Naw, [censored] that. You're PLOT committed." me- "Ah, [censored] you're right."

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Hey, man, I'm asking for permission to use that in a "+EV" comic, and I'll give you credit in the blog post for that strip. Hilarious.
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