LOL explosionaments

[H5N1]

So I call my wife at home today and she's going on and on...

her: "...how bad the kitchen smells...it's awful, like something died in here"

me: "is the gas oven/stove on?"

her: "wait, what, no...it's so awful"

me: "sure it's not the stove?"

her: "yeah, it must be the chicken in the trash from dinner last night...I just took it outside"

me: "KCYABAI"

I make my way home 3 hours later, open the door, and get knocked over by the smell...2 seconds later I'm in the kitchen and see this...