seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks

[RandomUser]

I was doing great in a Full Tilt tourney until I read this thread.

Then look what happened.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t120 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG (t6260)
Hero (t3685)
CO (t2590)
Button (t4510)
SB (t10535)
BB (t2935)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t480</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t840</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2480</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t3655 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t935.

Flop: (t7130) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>
.

Turn: (t7130) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t7130) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t7130

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ts Th (full house, tens full of fives).
Hero has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and fives).
Outcome: BB wins t6890. Hero wins t240. </font>

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t160 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

CO (t4880)
Hero (t1110)
SB (t4130)
BB (t4290)
UTG (t10455)
MP (t5650)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t320</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1110 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls t790.

Flop: (t2460) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>
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Turn: (t2460) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t2460) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2460

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Tc Qc (two pair, queens and tens).
Hero has Kc Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: CO wins t2460. </font>

They are obviously monitoring this thread and doomswitching anyone who reads it.