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Old 05-06-2006, 12:08 PM
HEK HEK is offline
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Default .10c/.25c NL gets owned

***** Hand History for Game 4175626436 *****
PUNIO: these other people actually...
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Wed May 03 16:10:54 EDT 2006
Table Top Dollar (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: bu_lima6 ( $30.36)
Seat 2: Tupacia ( $25)
Seat 3: NoreasteR_ ( $61.52)
Seat 4: Burghausen ( $27.36)
Seat 5: Suaaf ( $16.65)
Seat 6: PUNIO ( $25.10)
Suaaf posts small blind (0.10)
PUNIO posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to NoreasteR_ [ 2h, Ks ]
bu_lima6 calls (0.25)
PUNIO: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
PUNIO: laughab;e
Tupacia raises (1.50) to 1.50
NoreasteR_: hey punio
PUNIO: I should just laugh about stupidity
NoreasteR_ calls (1.50)
Burghausen folds.
PUNIO: HEY NOREASTER
Suaaf raises (4.65) to 4.75
PUNIO folds.
NoreasteR_: shut up ok
PUNIO: MUT EME OK?
bu_lima6 calls (4.50)
PUNIO: idiot
PUNIO: I think that's so funny
Tupacia calls (3.25)
PUNIO: people don't want to hear me talk
NoreasteR_ raises (60.02) to 61.52
NoreasteR_ is all-In.
PUNIO: and they don't even know what to do about it
Suaaf calls (11.90)
Suaaf is all-In.
PUNIO: they say something about it
PUNIO: because they're morons
bu_lima6 calls (25.61)
bu_lima6 is all-In.
PUNIO: just like you
Tupacia folds.
Creating Main Pot with $52.25 with Suaaf
Creating Side Pot 1 with $27.12 with bu_lima6
Creating Side Pot 2 with $31.16 with NoreasteR_
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kd, 6h, Td ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 3s ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: $52.25 | Side Pot 1: $27.12 | Side Pot 2: $31.16 | Rake: $3
Board: [ Kd 6h Td 7d 3s ]

bu_lima6 balance $0, lost $30.36 [ 8d 8s ] [ a pair of eights -- Kd,Td,8d,8s,7d ]
Tupacia balance $20.25, lost $4.75 (folded)
NoreasteR_ balance $110.53, bet $61.52, collected $110.53, net +$49.01 [ 2h Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Ks,Kd,Td,7d,6h ]
Burghausen balance $27.36, didn't bet (folded)
Suaaf balance $0, lost $16.65 [ Qh Qd ] [ a pair of queens -- Kd,Qh,Qd,Td,7d ]
PUNIO balance $24.85, lost $0.25 (folded)


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Old 05-06-2006, 12:11 PM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

dude, if you're going to play that small you at least have to get the best of the trash talking. how did you let that dude call you an idiot without responding?
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:11 PM
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

So I decide that this Kx all in thing works pretty good. I think I'll try it at NL2000. Let's see what happens....


***** Hand History for Game 4188467054 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Fri May 05 00:23:47 EDT 2006
Table Turning Up (No DP) (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: NoreasteR_ ( $6642.61)
Seat 2: loloTRICKDu ( $358)
Seat 3: m41d3 ( $2634)
Seat 4: curlysam ( $263)
Seat 5: lockpac ( $210.67)
Seat 6: lets4nk8 ( $974)
lockpac posts small blind (10)
lets4nk8 posts big blind (20)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to NoreasteR_ [ 4s, Ks ]
NoreasteR_ raises (72) to 72
m41d3 folds.
curlysam calls (72)
lockpac raises (114) to 124
lets4nk8 calls (104)
NoreasteR_ raises (728) to 800
curlysam folds.
lockpac calls (86.67)
lockpac is all-In.
lets4nk8 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $615.34 with lockpac
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5d, Js, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 3d ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: $615.34 | Side Pot 1: $589.33 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 5d Js 2h Kh 3d ]

NoreasteR_ balance $7047.28, bet $800, collected $1204.67, net +$404.67 [ 4s Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Ks,Kh,Js,5d,4s ]
loloTRICKDu balance $358, sits out
m41d3 balance $2634, didn't bet (folded)
curlysam balance $191, lost $72 (folded)
lockpac balance $0, lost $210.67 [ Th Jc ] [ a pair of jacks -- Kh,Jc,Js,Th,5d ]

lets4nk8 balance $850, lost $124 (folded)
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:25 PM
Sponger. Sponger. is offline
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

Obviously challenge them to play you HU at higher stakes?
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:27 PM
idrinkcoors idrinkcoors is offline
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

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Obviously challenge them to play you HU at higher stakes?

[/ QUOTE ]

lol. Like .25c/.50c. (If you've got the roll for that).
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:50 PM
Mik1w Mik1w is offline
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

PUNIO is a moaning idiot
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

LOL HEK - how does it feel to make the buddylist of a NL25 player like myself? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] It was good playing with you man.
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:08 PM
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

standard
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:09 PM
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

Uppercut! Uppercut! Jab! Body blow! Body blow!
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:10 PM
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Default Re: .10c/.25c NL gets owned

I honestly feel bad for the guy with the queens... this post is disturbing.
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