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#241
10-28-2007, 12:38 AM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Years ago I was visiting CalTech on one of those pre-freshman campus tours. Afterwards the admissions staff sat the 8 of us students around in a circle in a small room. The admissions people are pumping up why everything is so great there. Half way through the presentation they ask if any of us have any of those nerd jokes that you can tell here. Well, after 5 seconds of silence or so I volunteer.
I ask the group: "Which one of the trigonometric functions is blind?" Everyone just blankly looks at each other, and I respond, "The secant." Man, I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 
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#242
10-28-2007, 01:44 AM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
lol you nerd
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#243
10-28-2007, 02:13 AM
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#244
10-28-2007, 02:23 AM
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[ QUOTE ] nath, Did you not get the first McVeigh joke, the great followup, both, or neither? [/ QUOTE ] I guess I didn't get the followup? [/ QUOTE ] Full of [censored] = full of fertilizer
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#245
10-28-2007, 04:01 AM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] nath, Did you not get the first McVeigh joke, the great followup, both, or neither? [/ QUOTE ] I guess I didn't get the followup? [/ QUOTE ] Full of [censored] = full of fertilizer [/ QUOTE ] wow i should probably be like banned for a week or something for missing that
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#246
10-28-2007, 05:13 AM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
There was a little tussle in my bar last night, I wouldn't call it a fight. The bouncer had it under control but then the little guy (it's always the fecking little guys), tries to start it all up again. The bouncer jumped in and before I could control myself I called out, "Finish him!" My partner was looking at me funny as I collapsed against the bar laughing hysterically as they dragged the stupid prick outside.
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#247
10-28-2007, 01:02 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
last night we're drinking and playing kings. someone draws a 10 for categories and my buddy ryan picks mls teams. since nobody cares about soccer, the round is over in like 3 people when one of my friends says "the wildfire." friend says that the wildfire are a team, but he forgets what city. everyone starts trying to figure out what city it would be...
ryan- la? friend 1- chicago? me with a huge smile on my face- san diego? silence. felt like an ass. (btw it was the chicago fire)
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#248
10-28-2007, 01:19 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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last night we're drinking and playing kings. someone draws a 10 for categories and my buddy ryan picks mls teams. since nobody cares about soccer, the round is over in like 3 people when one of my friends says "the wildfire." friend says that the wildfire are a team, but he forgets what city. everyone starts trying to figure out what city it would be... ryan- la? friend 1- chicago? me with a huge smile on my face- san diego? silence. felt like an ass. (btw it was the chicago fire) [/ QUOTE ] I laughed and I live in SD
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#249
10-28-2007, 01:45 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Sonic drive-ins inexplicably advertise Bags of Ice for $1.99 or whatever. Everytime I go there I find this funny.
One time I placed my order and was like "..and can I get 2 bags of ice, one with mustard, the other with mayo..." "......You need a bag of ice, sir?" ".........no...nevermind...no, that'll be it. Thanks." He got the last laugh though, as when I got home I noticed he had placed an ice cube in my taters. Soggy Taters. PWN3D.
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#250
10-28-2007, 02:02 PM
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Darrell Bluett the worst standup comedian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Qaslye9Co hilarious [/ QUOTE ] A+
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