Any Green Thumbs in OOT?

[Boris]

Maybe you could start an ask me thread? I've got a plant question. There is some kind of parasite attacking my cycad. It pisses me off like you wouldn't believe. They might actually be baby snails but I don't think so. They attach themselves on the underside of the needles. I don't want to use some nasty pesticide as I want only the best for my baby. She's flowering by the way. I'm very excited about that.

BTW - don't give me any crap about this thread. As you can see by my title, I'm protected by the Mods. I love you Mod dudes, even though I give you nothing but grief.