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Old 08-29-2007, 12:59 PM
PokerBob PokerBob is offline
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Default i hope you get hit by a bus

NL is really [censored] stupid.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($98.50)
MP ($64.35)
PokerBob ($96.50)
Button ($102.90)
SB ($25.80)
BB ($91.50)

Preflop: PokerBob is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">PokerBob raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $9</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">PokerBob raises to $33</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $91.5</font>, PokerBob calls $58.50.

Flop: ($184.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($184.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($184.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $184.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Kd Ah (straight, ace high).
PokerBob has Ad Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $184.50. </font>
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:01 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

now that's not very nice
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:03 PM
88jayhawks 88jayhawks is offline
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

why are you trying to learn NL bob?
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:05 PM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

that sucks and all, but think of all the sklansky bux you earned with this hand!!!!
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:06 PM
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

wow, what a hand!
awesome
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:06 PM
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

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why are you trying to learn NL bob?

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because of hands like this......

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($91.85)
Button ($116.85)
PokerBob ($99.10)
BB ($181.35)
UTG ($239.20)

Preflop: PokerBob is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">PokerBob raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $38</font>, PokerBob calls $24.

Flop: ($77) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
PokerBob checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $201.2 (All-In)</font>, PokerBob calls $61.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($199.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($199.20) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $199.20

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Ks As (two pair, aces and nines).
PokerBob has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: UTG wins $339.30. </font>

even the good players are awful.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:12 PM
88jayhawks 88jayhawks is offline
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

how much are you stuck playing NL? all i see is you posting hands where you get stacked, no offense.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:13 PM
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lol @ even the good players are awful
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:13 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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FIRST!
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:14 PM
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Default Re: i hope you get hit by a bus

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how much are you stuck playing NL? all i see is you posting hands where you get stacked, no offense.

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today i lost 7 buyins. i am up lifetime playing NL, but not as much as i should be. they are so [censored] bad, but i cant seem to beat their brains in. bleh.
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