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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
DOES THIS [censored] HAPPEN TO YOU GUYS TOO!?!?
POKERSTARS GAME #13596697339: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 01:19:03 (ET) Table 'Iva' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: ricestud ($197 in chips) Seat 2: INTREPID FOX ($37 in chips) Seat 3: CoolSerb ($116.05 in chips) Seat 4: zlataner ($58.95 in chips) Seat 5: Gutspoker ($129.35 in chips) Seat 6: Beyonder01 ($296.85 in chips) Seat 7: MarkFresno ($139.35 in chips) Seat 8: ASPoker8 ($415 in chips) Seat 9: B_Davis5 ($326.90 in chips) Gutspoker: posts small blind $1 Beyonder01: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Ah] MarkFresno: folds ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8 B_Davis5: calls $8 [censored] YOU, GREASE FIRE U CLOWN ricestud: folds INTREPID FOX: folds CoolSerb: folds zlataner: folds Gutspoker: folds Beyonder01: folds *** FLOP *** [Jh 5d Th] ASPoker8: bets $14 B_Davis5: calls $14 durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *** TURN *** [Jh 5d Th] [2c] ASPoker8: bets $32 B_Davis5: raises $68 to $100 ASPoker8: raises $293 to $393 and is all-in The only possible hand he can have that calls this is 55, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee B_Davis5: calls $204.90 and is all-in HEART/KING PLS *** RIVER *** [Jh 5d Th 2c] [Ts] *** SHOW DOWN *** ASPoker8: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Tens) B_Davis5: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens) omg, you are the worlds biggest clown B_Davis5 collected $653.80 from pot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ POKERSTARS GAME #13594716964: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:09:32 (ET) Table 'Thyone' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: BigOwen ($138 in chips) Seat 2: odul22 ($205.85 in chips) Seat 3: MATTBOYT ($235.05 in chips) Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($210.05 in chips) Seat 5: Nitewin ($449.65 in chips) Seat 6: knute777 ($190 in chips) Seat 7: B_Davis5 ($300.25 in chips) Seat 8: survival ($388.65 in chips) Seat 9: KaMiKaZeEeE ($205.70 in chips) MATTBOYT: posts small blind $1 ASPoker8: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Kc] Nitewin: folds knute777: folds B_Davis5: folds survival: folds KaMiKaZeEeE: folds BigOwen: folds odul22: folds MATTBOYT: calls $1 ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8 MATTBOYT: raises $6 to $14 ASPoker8: raises $34 to $48 MATTBOYT: raises $52 to $100 ASPoker8: raises $110.05 to $210.05 and is all-in MATTBOYT: calls $110.05 *** FLOP *** [5h Qs Td] *** TURN *** [5h Qs Td] [Jh] *** RIVER *** [5h Qs Td Jh] [5s] *** SHOW DOWN *** MATTBOYT: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives) mind-boggling ASPoker8: mucks hand MATTBOYT collected $417.10 from pot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ POKERSTARS GAME #13596423453: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 00:59:20 (ET) Table 'Ilmari' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: ASPoker8 ($202.70 in chips) Seat 3: Tnx4urMoney ($222.70 in chips) Seat 5: KaMiKaZeEeE ($478.35 in chips) Seat 7: bullpoker71 ($787.80 in chips) Seat 8: ckraze ($323 in chips) bullpoker71: posts small blind $1 ckraze: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Qs] ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8 Tnx4urMoney: folds KaMiKaZeEeE: raises $19 to $27 bullpoker71: folds ckraze: folds ASPoker8: calls $19 *** FLOP *** [7d Th 6h] ASPoker8: checks KaMiKaZeEeE: bets $37 ASPoker8: raises $138.70 to $175.70 and is all-in slowrollllllllllll KaMiKaZeEeE: calls $138.70 *** TURN *** [7d Th 6h] [2c] *** RIVER *** [7d Th 6h 2c] [Ks] *** SHOW DOWN *** ASPoker8: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens) KaMiKaZeEeE: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings) KaMiKaZeEeE collected $406.40 from pot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ POKERSTARS GAME #13595319249: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:46:03 (ET) Table 'Hecuba V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: BigOwen ($177.65 in chips) Seat 2: banty ($514.35 in chips) Seat 3: jefflauzon ($198.20 in chips) Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($200 in chips) Seat 5: Pokerbrat ($160 in chips) Seat 6: XXX($211.50 in chips) Seat 7: gvar27kj9lo ($35.85 in chips) Seat 8: andelmanro ($99.05 in chips) Seat 9: DcRoCk6 ($64.30 in chips) Pokerbrat: posts small blind $1 XXX: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Ad] gvar27kj9lo: folds andelmanro: calls $2 DcRoCk6: folds BigOwen: folds banty: folds jefflauzon: folds ASPoker8: raises $8 to $10 Pokerbrat: folds XXX: calls $8 andelmanro: calls $8 *** FLOP *** [Ah 3h Ts] XXX: bets $10 andelmanro: folds ASPoker8: raises $26 to $36 XXX: calls $26 *** TURN *** [Ah 3h Ts] [Kc] XXX: bets $30 ASPoker8: raises $50 to $80 XXX: calls $50 *** RIVER *** [Ah 3h Ts Kc] [Jh] XXX: bets $85.50 and is all-in ASPoker8: calls $74 and is all-in *** SHOW DOWN *** XXX: shows [9c Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace) ASPoker8: mucks hand XXX collected $408 from pot |
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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
[x] 2nd longest session ever [x] 100% monkey tilt from hand 1000 onward [x] lots and lots of tilt [x] ran like 4897589570 buyins below expectation [x] GOT EVEN SMD HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
love the days where you lose a buyin right after winning one
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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
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love the days where you lose a buyin right after winning one [/ QUOTE ] If someone whos good at searching can search through my 2+2 posts, I swear to god I created "ASPoker8 Theorem" and posted about it months ago. ASPoker8 Theorem - Whenever you win a pot in which you win 50BBs or more, your next 50 or so hands will be 100% rigged and you will lose no matter how far ahead you get it in. |
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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
today I won 2 BI in 600 hands, then left and played some epic beer pong (went 3-0) against the baseball team at my college.... I don't even play baseball so it felt good to clown those fools, esp because I live with 3 baseball players
before that I sake bombed, so now I'm totally wasted and all I've had to eat today is a bagel it's midnight and time for dinnnnnnerrrrrrrr who else owns at beer pong? |
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Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
I play so [censored] good and I still can't win.
I make a tough call, whats new? PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> SB ($44.15) BB ($218.50) UTG ($308.35) UTG+1 ($215.95) MP1 ($510.90) MP2 ($286.40) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($649.30)</font> <font color="#C00000">Button ($205.15)</font> Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, Button calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $14</font>, Button calls $14. Turn: ($47) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $34</font>, Hero calls $34. River: ($115) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $149.15 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $149.15. Final Pot: $413.30 Results below: Hero has 8h Ac (one pair, eights). Button has Ks Qc (high card, king). Outcome: Hero wins $413.30. 2 min 49 sec later stars [censored] me. Thats cool. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> MP2 ($38) CO ($403.50) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($192.15)</font> SB ($199.75) BB ($82.05) UTG ($87.15) <font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($198.30)</font> MP1 ($336.30) Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB checks. Flop: ($7) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> BB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $24</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $66</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $196.3</font>, Hero calls $124.15 (All-In). Turn: ($387.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: ($387.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $387.30 Results below: UTG+1 has Qd Kd (flush, king high). Hero has 6d 8d (flush, jack high). Outcome: UTG+1 wins $393.45. Tell me its not rigged. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> UTG ($396.80) <font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($215.55)</font> MP1 ($119.10) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($205.55)</font> MP3 ($199) CO ($397.75) Button ($113.50) SB ($222.85) BB ($177.80) Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, MP1 calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, MP3 calls $12, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, UTG calls $10, UTG+1 calls $10, MP1 calls $10. Flop: ($63) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, MP3 folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $40, MP1 folds. Turn: ($143) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $163.55</font>, Hero calls $93.55 (All-In). River: ($450.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $450.10 Results below: UTG+1 has 8c 8s (four of a kind, eights). Hero has Qc Qd (full house, queens full of eights). Outcome: UTG+1 wins $460.10. Nice river. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font> UTG+1 ($210.50) <font color="#C00000">MP1 ($127.85)</font> MP2 ($494.15) CO ($424.35) Button ($42.60) SB ($198) BB ($200) <font color="#C00000">Hero ($200)</font> Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $2, Hero calls $2. Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> BB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, CO folds, BB folds, Hero calls $4. Turn: ($33) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $32. River: ($109) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $86</font>, MP1 calls $83.85 (All-In). Final Pot: $276.70 Results below: Hero has 2h 2d (full house, twos full of threes). MP1 has 7c 7s (full house, sevens full of threes). Outcome: MP1 wins $276.70. Hero wins $2.15. |
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