Bounty on Humberto's Shark

[Wolverine]

How about tip the coverage people some money to stage an interview with Humberto on film. Then when the interview is in progress and said shark is produced, our hero marches on, grabs it and stamps it into the ground. Bickety-bam.

[Josem]

i'm happy to commit $20 if shark stealing and destruction is on video (and, obviously, i can see the video)

[_And1_]

i'll chip in 50 for destruction + 50 for video

[mo42nyy]

1000 for anyone who kicks him in the balls and gets it on tv

[wsock23]

This is the greatest idea ever. I'll pitch in $50 for shark theft, with proof.

[_And1_]

+50 for espn coverage

[Diamond Lie]

He has a new shark this year. Its even more annoying bc it lights up and has a retractable mouth.

This is the intended target. let us gogogo

[citanul]

while i find this funny, and hate the goddamn shark, and well, humberto as well, it really can't be OK to offer money for the destruction of someone's property on this forum, even if you're sorta kinda joking.

[Trident]

I will be so let down if this doesn't happen. This thread has a ton of potential

[PokeReader]

I was totally bummed Lisandro didn't do it. When he bought the giant fish hook as a card protector for the final table with Brenes I was sure he was going to hook that thing when he busted him, but nooooo.