LOZL British porn

bmwguy525 · #1 10-25-2007, 03:27 AM

So I was just watchin this one British chick on RedTube who kept trying to talk dirty. She kept saying [censored] me [censored] me and stick in my [censored] [censored] and all this stuff, but she said it in that calm British way with that British accent, and she just sounded too polite to be having sex.

British chicks need to not talk during sex if they're gonna maintain that polite Britishness afaik

(I came obv)

holdme · #2 10-25-2007, 03:30 AM

accents are hot fwiw

bmwguy525 · #3 10-25-2007, 03:31 AM

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accents are hot fwiw

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agreed but not when it sounds like polite talk during sex. sex talk is not supposed to be polite

Jay Riall · #4 10-25-2007, 03:33 AM

Just think of Keira Knightley's dirty sex talk. omg I just busted a nut.

StrictlyStrategy · #5 10-25-2007, 03:35 AM

My stepsister went to Britain and she saw two guys fighting outside a bar said she just laughed so hard. She said the exact same thing, they were trying to say really scary stuff but in that super-polite British accent and I guess it was just hysterical.

tarheeljks · #6 10-25-2007, 03:38 AM

Keira Knightley is overrated

edit: she's very pretty but her body is meh

Jay Riall · #7 10-25-2007, 03:40 AM

NO YOU'RE OVERRATED

DblBarrelJ · #8 10-25-2007, 03:46 AM

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Keira Knightley is overrated

edit: she's very pretty but her body is meh

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"How does it feel to have the body of a ten year old boy?"

Knightley: "Do you have a nose job?"

"No, why?"

:BAM:

CoolWave · #9 10-25-2007, 04:16 AM

how many people who read this went to redtub.com? (i know i did) i never heard of it before. i heard of youporn.com LOL be honest now

holdme · #10 10-25-2007, 04:39 AM

redtube is very common knowledge amongst 4lyfers