best friend drunkenly slaps me in front of new girlfriend...

[A S U]

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Brand new GF asking if you are gonna hit him back is out of line on her part. If this is a really good friend, just laugh it off.

Also is she a "sista"...could explain her attitude.

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FWIW shes half puerto-rican half chinese

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Oooohhh puerto rican. Nkay, just tell her to STFU and let you worry bout it. I mean really you aren't that pissed at your friend, you are just worried how you look to this chick...amirite?

[somethingstupid]

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she was like "why didnt you hit him back?"

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You're f'ed

[stabn]

Pound on the restroom door while he's taking a piss.

[blinden84]

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this is so easy. laugh it off. keep drinking. wait until hes not paying attention and give him a big, fat, open hand slap back. leave your hand print on his cheek.

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don't know if you are joking or not, but this is 100% what I do. You weren't expecting to get slapped, I give him about 5 minutes to foget about it, and bitch slap him. After that, if he wants around, well, there it is. Otherwise, all is even.

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Pound on the restroom door while he's taking a piss.

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Haha!

Then put an add on craigslist looking for new male friends.

[pokah5]

when he's sleeping... put a bunch of pieces of damp foil from big red gum all over his face. when he wakes up... he'll feel like he got slapped back a bunch more times...

[asofel]

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After thinking some more about your unfortunate situation I think the proper response is to laugh it off and then later on go over to your "friend's" house and humble him, old country style.

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so good.

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Well I know what is not the best course of action. Waiting till then next day to ask 2p2 what you should have done 12 hours ago.

[Claunchy]

I think this is another perfect situation for a toothbrush-shankin'.

[Anacardo]

The ideal solution would have been to catch the slap in mid-air, grasp the wrist in a grip just short of bonebreaking, and tsk-tsk about stupid, mindless violence.

Since you passed up that option already, I don't know what to tell you.