SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[Fletcher19]

i am not sure why but the phrase 'smooth call' tilts me so [censored] much

[GSykes]

1500 POST

I NEED TO GET A LIFE

[GSykes]

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i am not sure why but the phrase 'smooth call' tilts me so [censored] much

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When I listen to my donkament buddies nothing like them saying "ship" for everything tilts me.

Me: I have AQ in the BB
Him: Re-Ship him

[Bookworm]

Its just like "smartnit" justifying a bad play/style with a positive name.

"Smartdonking" anyone?
"Cool slowplay" ?

And i dont hate nits - some actually wins money on poker.
18/15 over last 150.000 and im gonna play tighter the next 150.000.. ~2bb/100h

[zaephyr]

Its cool to run hot when u need to grind.

nl100

[zaephyr]

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I literally choked on the water I was sipping...

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $23.10
BB: $58.00
UTG: $207.80
Hero (CO): $213.30
BTN: $199.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $5.00

Flop: ($15) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, BB calls $12.00

Turn: ($39) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $30.00</font>, BB calls $30.00

River: ($99) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $9.00</font>, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $9.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $99.00 ($3 Rake)

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Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $100.58
BB: $100.00
UTG: $99.35
MP: $50.39
CO: $55.00
BTN: $89.81

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $1.00, CO calls $1.00, BTN calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, BB folds, MP calls $6.00, CO folds, BTN calls $6.00

Flop: ($23) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, MP calls $15.00, BTN folds

Turn: ($53) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $28.38</font>, Hero calls $28.38

River: ($109.76) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.00</font>, MP folds

Pot Size: $110.76

[scv]

"I thought you had like 33"

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1427823

[Shizzle12345]

lol playing 30/25/4 at everest really pays off. SOOO many weak tight players there. Its weak tight paradise.

too bad im down a bi tho, but im up alot of sklansky bucks.

for the record, this is standard vs a 67/30/1 right, I got berated for this hand by the 20/5 and 17/2 nits like 10 minutes. I think i played it fine.
EverestPoker Game #2013045585: Table Dili-14 - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:46:23 - 2007/08/31
Seat 1: CousinAvi ($176.23)
Seat 2: pokerhein ($149.70)
Seat 3: Pupe75 ($160.75)
Seat 5: Shizzleness ($100.60)
Seat 6: Mr_Tanou ($100.00)
Shizzleness posts the small blind of $0.50
Mr_Tanou posts the big blind of $1.00
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzleness[As Jd]
CousinAvi raises to $3.50
pokerhein folds
Pupe75 folds
Shizzleness calls $3.00
Mr_Tanou folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Jc 3d]
Shizzleness bets $5.00
CousinAvi calls $5.00
*** TURN *** [3h Jc 3d] [6d]
Shizzleness bets $11.00
CousinAvi calls $11.00
*** RIVER *** [3h Jc 3d 6d] [Ad]
Shizzleness bets $30.00
CousinAvi raises to $130.00
Shizzleness calls $51.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet of $48.90 returned to CousinAvi
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CousinAvi shows [6s 6h]
Shizzleness shows [As Jd]
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [3h Jc 3d 6d Ad]
CousinAvi collects $200.20

[tufat23]

im done for the month. tried to break 40k for the month, needed 4k from my last 4 days, but i just couldnt win





bah, 35k month yo

[Shizzle12345]

also i didnt even tilt after this one haha. I just expected the fker to have AK here. His response was that he thought i was full of it lol.

EverestPoker Game #2013429687: Table Dili-2 - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:12:51 - 2007/08/31
Seat 1: bulova100 ($12.95)
Seat 2: thedork ($116.70)
Seat 3: Brutik ($213.80)
Seat 4: Shizzleness ($277.13)
Seat 5: trabsremos ($99.00)
Seat 6: hugoss112 ($120.64)
Brutik posts the small blind of $0.50
Shizzleness posts the big blind of $1.00
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shizzleness[3h 3d]
trabsremos folds
hugoss112 calls $1.00
bulova100 folds
thedork folds
Brutik calls $0.50
Shizzleness raises to $4.00
hugoss112 calls $3.00
Brutik folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6h 3s]
Shizzleness bets $6.00
hugoss112 calls $6.00
*** TURN *** [Qc 6h 3s] [Td]
Shizzleness bets $14.00
hugoss112 calls $14.00
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6h 3s Td] [Js]
Shizzleness bets $49.00
hugoss112 raises to $96.64 and is all-in
Shizzleness calls $47.64
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shizzleness shows [3h 3d]
hugoss112 shows [Ad Kc]
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [Qc 6h 3s Td Js]
hugoss112 collects $239.28