August Low-Content Thread

Bad Lobster · #1 08-09-2007, 08:04 PM

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Not only does it make me happy that my style of playing (non-retarded) confuses him, it also makes me absolutely ecstatic that he is one of the better players in this game (he is horrible) yet his thought process is apparently more primitive than that of a baboon. I guess I am supposed to start folding pocket 5s to a raise when they are the best hand and calling down with top pair when it is clearly the worst hand. All this time I thought poker success was measured by how well you played and the quality of your decisions, it turns out that it is measured by the power of your hand at showdown according to some magical chart that I have never seen with no regard for what your opponent might have.

Also today I discovered something unusual. Apparently it is possible to leave a casino with MORE money than you started with. I just need to repeat tonight about 30 more times and things will be square again.

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Are you REALLY turning into this much of a tilt monkey, or are you just taking the piss here? Because this kind of post at 3 a.m. is the kind of thing that always makes me think the author's going to be posting at 3 a.m. the next morning about how he just lost five thousand dollars doing who-knows-what.

MitchL · #2 08-10-2007, 12:41 AM

Done w/ live poker for awhile. I cant handle running bad for this long. Running good on the internet lately and least I don't have to see the people who are luckboxing my money away from me. The straw that broke the camel's back.

fish open-limps in CO, D completes in sb, I raise AJo in BB.

Flop: J75

I lose too A7 and he hits both of them.

that_pope · #3 08-10-2007, 01:59 AM

It OBV came A then 7 just so you could put 4 bets in on the turn, and then 3 on the river...

MitchL · #4 08-10-2007, 02:03 AM

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It OBV came A then 7 just so you could put 4 bets in on the turn, and then 3 on the river...

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Only had 3 bets left and he didnt raise turn waited until he hit the last 7 on the river. he had 2 outs and hit both of them.

Vehn · #5 08-10-2007, 02:19 AM

4 handed 30/60, billy raises UTG, I 3bet on the button, laura calls in the big blind, billy 4 bets I cap it.

Flop 832 with 2 spades checked to me I bet laura calls billy c/r I 3 bet both call.

Turn red 2, laura checks billy donks I raise laura coldcalls billy calls.

River As checked to me I bet laura calls billy frowns and folds.

My JsTs is very good.

Laura flashes a deuce.

Just another day in the salt mines.

MitchL · #6 08-10-2007, 02:53 AM

I thought deuces never loses?

PokerBob · #7 08-10-2007, 03:26 AM

i hate retards, and they have my money.

Howard Beale · #8 08-10-2007, 04:02 AM

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I thought deuces never looses?

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I'm such a nit.

ShawnHoo · #9 08-10-2007, 02:47 PM

During my first 344 hours this year at Commerce 40/80, I was averaging $98/hr.

During the last 243 hours, I'm running at a loss of $9.50/hr.

The sick thing is that I really, truly, in my heart of hearts feel that I'm playing much better than I was a few months ago. I feel myself wanting to thoroughly financially destroy my opponents and eat their children, though I realize feeling that way puts me on the path to becoming a male version of Iris.

bugstud · #10 08-10-2007, 05:47 PM

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During my first 344 hours this year at Commerce 40/80, I was averaging $98/hr.

During the last 243 hours, I'm running at a loss of $9.50/hr.

The sick thing is that I really, truly, in my heart of hearts feel that I'm playing much better than I was a few months ago. I feel myself wanting to thoroughly financially destroy my opponents and eat their children, though I realize feeling that way puts me on the path to becoming a male version of Iris.

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everyone named shawn on here is just a raging psycho? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]