beat: katie holmes killed bruce wayne's parents

[BowToYourSensei]

think about it. if she never found that arrowhead and never chased young batman around, young batman doesn't fall in the well, doesn't get scared of bats, doesn't get afraid of the opera, chill never kills his parents.

that bitch.

variance: league of shadows, left unchecked, decimate gotham city.

variance2: young batman probably bones katie holmes in between.

[Stoneflip]

variance 3: After bangin young batman,katie holmes converts batman to scientology,causing him to waste all his inheritance and becoming a soft p-whipped b****

[roaaahhh]

this is pretty impressive

[Zagga]

Who cares, time for her boobies:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com...movie.php/2842

[ShipitFMA]

but if he doesn't get pushed in the well, get afraid of bats, afraid of the opera and his parents don't die...

then there will be no batman, so to call him 'young-batman' is completely wrong

[kkcountry]

Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

The things I would eat out of her ass! You have no idea!

[0evg0]

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Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

The things I would eat out of her ass! You have no idea!

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You know the Holocaust?

[boomshakalaka]

batman was cool until I matured and could appreciate that awesomeness of ninjas and pirates.

[Nonfiction]

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batman was cool until I matured and could appreciate that awesomeness of ninjas and pirates.

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??? Batman is basically a superninja

[boomshakalaka]

ninjas are cooler, sorry.