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Old 08-06-2007, 03:56 PM
popeye18 popeye18 is offline
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Default Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?

LOL, first entry in urban dictionary...

" Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts."
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:13 PM
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I don't get it. Esp in Seattle.

What kicks to you wear with jorts?
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:29 PM
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i dont think i own a pair of normal shorts
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:51 PM
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LOL @ first google image:

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Old 08-06-2007, 04:55 PM
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A couple years back, my friend upgraded all his wardrobe after he got a new gf. He came back to me and was like, "Dude, how come you never told me jean shorts were nerdy." I never had the heart to tell him.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:07 PM
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1. Jorts
289 up, 31 down

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.

I love urbandictionary and you should too!
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:28 PM
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gg jorts
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:34 PM
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gg jorts

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holy crap who is that 2nd dude.. he looks like my twin
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:45 PM
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I love me a fly pair of jorts

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Srsrly dids, when urban dictionary talks about 'the kind worn by black dudes' I believe they mean the extremely loose fit and baggy kind, but do not be led astray. Even those suck ass, only slightly less than the nut hugger kind.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:57 PM
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I love me a fly pair of jorts

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Srsrly dids, when urban dictionary talks about 'the kind worn by black dudes' I believe they mean the extremely loose fit and baggy kind, but do not be led astray. Even those suck ass, only slightly less than the nut hugger kind.

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Clearly I wear the kind worn by black dudes, being mostly black myself obv.
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