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10-09-2007, 04:09 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 1 e4 d5 2 exd4 Qxd4 3 Nc3 Qe4? [/ QUOTE ] FYP... for no excusable reason. [/ QUOTE ] level? [/ QUOTE ] man, there was virtually nothing right with that first post, was there? I mean, it was creative enough, but someone should have at least drawn a chess board to get their story straight. 
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#2
10-09-2007, 04:18 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Her (cutey who is on her drunken hen night): Wow, it's really hot in here...
(she gazes deep in my eyes, she wants some vitamin db badly...) ME: TELL ME ABOUT IT. FEEL MY BACK, IT'S SOAKING. I'M SWEATING LIKE A FKN PIG.
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#3
10-09-2007, 04:26 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
i blew 2 layups with the 2 hottest chicks i ever had a chance to bang. both times i got too drunk and never closed the deal. one was on a first date in vegas where i fell asleep on the toilet in our hotel room(after having her naked in bed but had to throw up before i sealed the deal).
the other time i met up with a childhood friend who i hadn't seen in a long time. i had just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years and my cousin hooked us up to go out. i met up with her and her friend for a few drinks. she went out of her way to drop off her friend so we could hook up. i went for the ride to drop off her friend and we stopped for a bite to eat to sober up a bit. after eating i made her drop me off at my car instead of going to her house to lay the pipe(she insisted but i drove home alone). both were 9+. i lose [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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10-09-2007, 04:39 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Falling deeply and madly in love, her being in love with me for a long time, then getting completely dumped. Sorta 'you're a turd on my shoe, I'm scraping you off' dumped.
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#5
10-12-2007, 07:37 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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Her (cutey who is on her drunken hen night): Wow, it's really hot in here... (she gazes deep in my eyes, she wants some vitamin db badly...) ME: TELL ME ABOUT IT. FEEL MY BACK, IT'S SOAKING. I'M SWEATING LIKE A FKN PIG. [/ QUOTE ] Simple, yet elegant.
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#6
10-09-2007, 04:20 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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man, there was virtually nothing right with that first post, was there? [/ QUOTE ] sorry botvinNITS drunk + chess =   
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