Post your absurd attacks on Ron Paul here

[Case Closed]

Well, Ron Paul is starting to get the publicity that I think he deserves. With that comes wild attacks from all sides of loony peoples of all backgrounds. I think this will help minimize the clutter so we don't have to make a new thread every time some analyst tries to sink the revolution.

I will start with this lovely article a friend of mine sent to me:
Ron Paul hates you
I am really irked at the fact that they try and go after Paul's record on war in general. It's so sad when people try and bloviate like they are so adamantly against the war in Iraq but will shoot Paul down because he is a republican.

I am sure you all have some possibly entertaining articles that we can put in here to shore up some good discussion and possibly a good laugh.

[XXXNoahXXX]

ron paul wants to replace all supreme court justices with robots.

[XXXNoahXXX]

if ron paul is made president, he has stated that he will bring back the droit du seigneur.

[Bump_Bailey]

Someone please find the quote on the comments from that article that goes something like this:
"At least Hillary voted for the war for the right reasons, while Paul voted against it for the wrong reasons"

[DblBarrelJ]

Ron Paul supports the arming of school children.

[eviljeff]

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if ron paul is made president, he has stated that he will bring back the droit du seigneur.

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[Jack of Arcades]

lol, DKos hates libertarians so much. It puts me on lifetilt how bad their arguments are.

[bills217]

Ron Paul was seen injecting Barry Bonds with steroids.

[Claunchy]

Ron Paul claims, once president, he will have the right of prima noctis on any new brides.

[Borodog]

YOUR PONY TOO SLOW AND LATIN