Get me out of work

[Ihavenoavatar]

I am here at work and I want out. It's a beautiful day outside, perfect for golf, and I don't want to be here anymore. What can I tell my supervisor to get her to send me home immediately?

[yeotaJMU]

beat: supervisor is a her

[mbillie1]

"Excuse me, I hate to be a pain but I'm having some stomach issues, I think it would be better if I spent the rest of the day at home."

if she probes further:

"I have serious diarrhea, I need to sit on a toilet for a couple of hours."

[DblBarrelJ]

Ask her for a lunchtime quickie, a nooner if you will. You'll either:

A) Get laid, then get an early start to your weekend, or
B) Have a looooooong weekend.

BTW, pix of supervisor?

[bmwguy525]

Tell her it's "that time of month" and that you need to go home because of cramps and a huge migraine. Then say BOOYAH

[BingoBango]

is this a bilf situation?

[Suigin406]

lol, not another bilf, plz nothing like last time

[mbillie1]

loool someone find that bilf pic, i have it saved on my comp at home (mspainted with a witches hat afaik) ... what a thread that was

[Dr. Spaceman]

[bmwguy525]

Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job