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11-19-2007, 07:50 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
wait, jackflashdrive, so is the pr0n part of that story real or not? because it's a pretty good story imo.
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#52
11-19-2007, 07:50 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] Ok these stories are all pretty funny but one thing....most of them involve pr0n and all I want to know is what happened to the spank bank? Are your imaginations or memories of being with an actual female vivid enough? [/ QUOTE ] I don't know you but you're a hater. [/ QUOTE ] Ok these stories are all pretty funny
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#53
11-19-2007, 07:51 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] Ok these stories are all pretty funny but one thing....most of them involve pr0n and all I want to know is what happened to the spank bank? Are your imaginations or memories of being with an actual female vivid enough? [/ QUOTE ] the spank bank exists, but most embarassing situations are going to arise with porn - spank bank takes way longer ime, can't really use it on the job or when parents are about to get home [/ QUOTE ] True enough, my spank bank just runs wild I guess
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#54
11-19-2007, 07:55 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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wait, jackflashdrive, so is the pr0n part of that story real or not? because it's a pretty good story imo. [/ QUOTE ] Eh, no. At first I thought -- worst masturbation experience? Airline lavatories. I didn't think that was BBV4Life worthy so then I just made up something good but didn't have it in me to leave people thinking it was real. I like this ending better anyway.
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#55
11-19-2007, 07:58 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] wait, jackflashdrive, so is the pr0n part of that story real or not? because it's a pretty good story imo. [/ QUOTE ] Eh, no. At first I thought -- worst masturbation experience? Airline lavatories. I didn't think that was BBV4Life worthy so then I just made up something good but didn't have it in me to leave people thinking it was real. I like this ending better anyway. [/ QUOTE ] should've fresh prince rolled instead.
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#57
11-19-2007, 08:16 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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Ok these stories are all pretty funny but one thing....most of them involve pr0n and all I want to know is what happened to the spank bank? Are your imaginations or memories of being with an actual female vivid enough? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but this is a thread of worst experiences; the potential for embarrassment is just so, so much higher with porn. Think about it--with the spank bank, it's pretty much just you sitting there with your pants down; it's just too easy to pull up the covers and pretend you were napping. When you have something playing on the laptop, your plausible deniability goes way down. In any case, I don't have any interesting getting-caught stories. You people are starting to make me wish I had some.
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#58
11-19-2007, 08:19 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
Yo, don't you guys have flys on your pants? Most of these situations could have been avoided if you didn't take off your pants at work/friends house/cousins house/whatev.
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#59
11-19-2007, 08:21 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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Yo, don't you guys have flys on your pants? Most of these situations could have been avoided if you didn't take off your pants at work/friends house/cousins house/whatev. [/ QUOTE ] This is dangerous territory DUCY?
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#60
11-19-2007, 08:23 PM
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I have never been caught as far as i know. I'm sure it'll happen someday, I have a long full life ahead of me. [/ QUOTE ] Besides the OP when I got caught dick in hand I am otherwise a sort of James Bond of beatin my meat. one time i beat it while drivin 80 mph on 1-95 with my wife asleep in the passenger seat without getting caught. I hate wasting a spontaneous boner.
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