Official September [censor'd] thread.

[0evg0]

55 left in 2nd chance

PokerStars Game #12237017182: Tournament #70002014, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (5000/10000) - 2007/09/24 - 01:29:35 (ET)
Table '70002014 88' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: GB2005 (307272 in chips)
Seat 2: klask (903503 in chips)
Seat 3: Cashier50 (813840 in chips)
Seat 4: mattg1983 (239632 in chips)
Seat 5: Sircall (131833 in chips)
Seat 7: NaskoXX (219132 in chips)
Seat 8: 0evg0 (139436 in chips)
Seat 9: ImmyWin (370678 in chips)
GB2005: posts the ante 1000
klask: posts the ante 1000
Cashier50: posts the ante 1000
mattg1983: posts the ante 1000
Sircall: posts the ante 1000
NaskoXX: posts the ante 1000
0evg0: posts the ante 1000
ImmyWin: posts the ante 1000
GB2005: posts small blind 5000
klask: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [Ah Qc]
Cashier50: folds
mattg1983: folds
Sircall: raises 120833 to 130833 and is all-in
NaskoXX: folds
0evg0: raises 7603 to 138436 and is all-in
ImmyWin: folds
GB2005: folds
klask: calls 128436
*** FLOP *** [Th 6d 9h]
*** TURN *** [Th 6d 9h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Th 6d 9h Ac] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klask: shows [Ts Js] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
0evg0: shows [Ah Qc] (three of a kind, Aces)
0evg0 collected 15206 from side pot
Sircall: shows [Td As] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
Sircall collected 405499 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 420705 Main pot 405499. Side pot 15206. | Rake 0
Board [Th 6d 9h Ac Ad]
Seat 1: GB2005 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: klask (big blind) showed [Ts Js] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 3: Cashier50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mattg1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Sircall showed [Td As] and won (405499) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
Seat 7: NaskoXX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 0evg0 showed [Ah Qc] and won (15206) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: ImmyWin (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Sherman]

Either someone logged into Nath's account last night or he is having a lot of fun. Posted in very thread in SSMTT for like that last week, and almost everyone said something to the effect of:

"shove you have the nizzies."

LOL.

[tozzy]

thought thisd be the right place to ask for (tho crossposting in msnl censored):
i want to sell pieces of me for EPT baden. i think im a reasonably good tournament player, i hadnt had a big online cash (like 10k+, FT a major) yet, tho. i do, however, completely lack any live experience in envents with more than a couple hundos buyin.
what would be a reasonable rate for staking, then? im thinking in terms of 1.1 to 1.3 or smth, but i dunno if the latter is too much.

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
Either someone logged into Nath's account last night or he is having a lot of fun. Posted in very thread in SSMTT for like that last week, and almost everyone said something to the effect of:

"shove you have the nizzies."

LOL.

[/ QUOTE ]
The funny thing is that it was pretty good advice in every hand posted

[nath]

HEY GUYS THIS IS HOW YOU DUST OFF A TOP-3 STACK IN TWO HANDS IN THE SUPER TUESDAY

PokerStars Game #12273747413: Tournament #61823214, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2007/09/26 - 00:08:25 (ET)
Table '61823214 37' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: RunThisTable (10390 in chips)
Seat 3: oiltrader (58028 in chips)
Seat 4: Boondy (37894 in chips)
Seat 5: Cap'nJackpot (66547 in chips)
Seat 7: Titantom32 (39747 in chips)
Seat 8: tiger76 (39851 in chips)
Seat 9: aka_advanced (61403 in chips)
RunThisTable: posts the ante 100
oiltrader: posts the ante 100
Boondy: posts the ante 100
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts the ante 100
aka_advanced: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts small blind 500
tiger76: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [6s 8s]
aka_advanced: folds
RunThisTable: folds
oiltrader: folds
Boondy: folds
Cap'nJackpot: raises 1625 to 2625
Titantom32: folds
tiger76: raises 5152 to 7777
Cap'nJackpot: calls 5152 (lol i call we're deep enough that i'll just move him off the pot postflop)
*** FLOP *** [9d Kd 5s]
tiger76: bets 11000
Cap'nJackpot: raises 47670 to 58670 and is all-in (we have a gutshot and a backdoor flush draw and he has to fold pretty much everything that's not a king)
tiger76: calls 20974 and is all-in (uh oh)
Cap'nJackpot said, "omg"
Cap'nJackpot said, "sick call"
*** TURN *** [9d Kd 5s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kd 5s 9c] [Js]
Cap'nJackpot said, "ow"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiger76: shows [Qh Ad] (a pair of Nines) (ACE QUEEN HIGH ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS HOW DOES EVERYONE MAKE THESE RETARDED HERO CALLS THAT GET LUCKY)
Cap'nJackpot: shows [6s 8s] (a pair of Nines - lower kicker)
Cap'nJackpot said, "wow"
Cap'nJackpot said, "wtf"
Cap'nJackpot said, "wt"
tiger76 collected 80702 from pot

PokerStars Game #12273762544: Tournament #61823214, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2007/09/26 - 00:09:28 (ET)
Table '61823214 37' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: RunThisTable (10290 in chips)
Seat 3: oiltrader (57928 in chips)
Seat 4: Boondy (37794 in chips)
Seat 5: Cap'nJackpot (26696 in chips)
Seat 7: Titantom32 (39147 in chips)
Seat 8: tiger76 (80702 in chips)
Seat 9: aka_advanced (61303 in chips)
RunThisTable: posts the ante 100
oiltrader: posts the ante 100
Boondy: posts the ante 100
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts the ante 100
aka_advanced: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts small blind 500
aka_advanced: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [Ad 8s]
RunThisTable: folds
oiltrader: folds
Cap'nJackpot said, "how do you call there"
Cap'nJackpot said, "i mean really"
Boondy: folds
tiger76 said, "was hoping for JT but 68 will do"
Cap'nJackpot: raises 1700 to 2700
Titantom32: folds
tiger76: folds
Cap'nJackpot said, "keep praying"
Cap'nJackpot said, "you need it" (yes, i'm an [censored]. what do you want.)
tiger76 said, "ty"
aka_advanced: raises 4300 to 7000 (I don't buy this at all, I think he thinks I'm steaming, and I have some equity when I'm wrong)
Cap'nJackpot: raises 19596 to 26596 and is all-in
aka_advanced: calls 19596 ([censored])
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2s 8d] (LOL let's not even pretend you have a chance to draw out son -Stars)
Cap'nJackpot said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [Ks 2s 8d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2s 8d 4c] [2c]
Cap'nJackpot said, "sigh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aka_advanced: shows [Kd Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Deuces)
Cap'nJackpot: shows [Ad 8s] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
aka_advanced collected 54392 from pot
aka_advanced said, "gg"

and to rub it in i busted on a pay jump

i'm seriously done with tournaments after the WCOOP, unless someone wants to back me and give me an awesome deal. i'm just sick of the retarded variance and the way i inevitably implode when i finally have a chance.

i think god hates me and wishes i was dead.

[Mi_T_Sharp]

askldjskdsk

deep in stuper (60ish left):

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1500 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB (t30595)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t61200)</font>
UTG+1 (t9916)
<font color="#C00000">MP1 (t61998)</font>
MP2 (t23227)
MP3 (t39424)
CO (t38602)
Button (t26840)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t56293)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t1500, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls t1500, Button calls t1500, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t6525) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t6000</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t16500</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t60423</font>, CO folds, Hero calls t43125 (All-In).

Turn: (t132573) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t132573) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t132573

Results in white below: <font color="#0000FF">
SB doesn't show.
Hero has 6d Kd (two pair, kings and sixes).
MP1 has Ah Th (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: MP1 wins t132573. </font>





bubble of 22r (thought river was valuetown):

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t3000 (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero (t122545)</font>
SB (t55956)
BB (t40138)
UTG (t160272)
UTG+1 (t39526)
<font color="#C00000">MP1 (t218623)</font>
MP2 (t52943)
CO (t61055)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls t3000, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t3000, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t3000, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t15600) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t12001</font>, Hero calls t12001, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: (t39602) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t27500</font>, MP1 calls t27500.

River: (t94602) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t79744 (All-In)</font>, MP1 calls t79744.

Final Pot: t254090

Results in white below: <font color="#0000FF">
MP1 has 7s 4s (flush, queen high).
Hero has 8h 5h (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins t254090. </font>


No big deal, really. Just another standard evening, but asafhjmyhtasdfslasdkasdasdjjgkjfjg.

[THAY3R]

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[LearnedfromTV]

Another boring variance post that has nothing to do with mtts and doesn't involve much money but is reasonably remarkable if only for the speed with which I won and lost:

12:30am-1:00am, approx 300 hands of 1/2 NL, -$1400

1:00am-2:00am, deep breath/how the [censored] did that happen, etc.

2:00-3:00am 12 $60 sit and goes, +$800

[WarDekar]

Need $1k on Stars for $1k on Tilt (WCOOP is breaking my Stars account?!?!)

[markbris]

I need like $100 on FTP for $100 on stars. If anyone respectable can help me out PM me. I have never played for real money before on FTP, does this matter? I have an account.