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Old 11-15-2007, 11:44 AM
diddyeinstein diddyeinstein is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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Things You'll Need

* An Arrest Warrant

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Pretty funny.

GL OP!
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:50 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!



Quick tip:
If this happen man, just let it be down there..
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:52 AM
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lol
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:54 AM
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Yeah I picked up on that one too but that's the the thing that got me in trouble in the first place [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I can just see that happening and they add 6 months to my time! Never the less I AM gonna follow that advice...

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But do you think saving yourself 6 months is worth 3 months of having your "lunch taken away"?

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No that's why I'm gonna fight back if it comes to that. But I'm gonna try to just look badass and stay out of peoples way.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:57 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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ok i'm gonna help you out

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post8373508

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Ty, very interesting stuff, I'm gonna have to consider this scenario....
...First, comes the cafeteria visits. You have to find someone to sit with and put up with. I found a few guys that didn't look affiliated with anyone or anything. The rest of the prisoners wanted nothing to do with them. This should've been a sign, but I was not a very exprienced inmate and missed what should've been obvious. One guy I ate with frequently was a smallish white dude, younger than me. It just so happened he killed his entire family with a hammer when he was 16.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:58 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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If you are from the us, your [censored].
If you are in a european countrie, all good.

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Oh yeah it's european so I might be lucky in that regard but maybe not.....
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:02 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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Don't gamble unless you have the dough. I love to gamble. You will soon find out that gambling makes the time go very, very fast. Unless you have the products to pay right away if you lose, don't even get started. Don't start a "credit line" with people. Pretty soon you will lose your meals, your clothes, etc. Gambling is different in jail. If you don't pay, you get hurt. That's a promise. Not only will you get hurt but if you lose enough stuff, people will consider you "a bitch" because your always giving stuff away. GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY

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Important for all 2+2'ers
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:05 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

why did you beat someone up

what happened the first time you got in trouble

tell the stories
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:08 PM
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lol badlawyerments

did you use a public defender or something...probably 2.5K-5K could have got you out of jail time
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:12 PM
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lol badlawyerments

did you use a public defender or something...probably 2.5K-5K could have got you out of jail time

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Yeah public lawyer [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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