Beat: Im going to jail!

[MickeyDK]

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smuggle a box of cigarettes in body cavity ldo

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Yes this is good! I need more advice from experienced inmates

[JoeJohnJoe_]

make sure you bring lots of condoms because you can't expect other men to be resposible and its your resposibility to practice safe buttsecks

[hra146]

http://www.ehow.com/how_2037168_survive-in-jail.html


there was a better one but I cant find the link. It was on 2p2 before, if somebody could find it that would be sweet.

[vetiver]

Step Eight
If someone hits you, hit them back. NO MATTER WHAT! This might be the single most important survival tip for jail. Don't go looking for fights by any means but if someone clocks you, hit them back until you just cant hit anymore. Its not the fact whether you win or lose, its about respect. If you let someone abuse you, it wont stop. Picture the elementary school bully who takes the same kid's lunch everyday ... except these guys will take more than your lunch.

[MickeyDK]

Thx hra, that was actually helpful

[JoeJohnJoe_]

ok i'm gonna help you out

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post8373508

[MickeyDK]

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Step Eight
If someone hits you, hit them back. NO MATTER WHAT! This might be the single most important survival tip for jail. Don't go looking for fights by any means but if someone clocks you, hit them back until you just cant hit anymore. Its not the fact whether you win or lose, its about respect. If you let someone abuse you, it wont stop. Picture the elementary school bully who takes the same kid's lunch everyday ... except these guys will take more than your lunch.

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Yeah I picked up on that one too but that's the the thing that got me in trouble in the first place [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I can just see that happening and they add 6 months to my time! Never the less I AM gonna follow that advice...

[JoeJohnJoe_]

i'm gonna die for helping out a violent criminal but oh well

[Mr_Moore]

If you are from the us, your [censored].
If you are in a european countrie, all good.

[vetiver]

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Yeah I picked up on that one too but that's the the thing that got me in trouble in the first place [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I can just see that happening and they add 6 months to my time! Never the less I AM gonna follow that advice...

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But do you think saving yourself 6 months is worth 3 months of having your "lunch taken away"?