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Old 09-04-2007, 11:30 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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My girlfriends asleep and I'm kinda horny, how do I wake her up but not have her too angry with me to [censored]? Also she's been asleep for a few hours, what if her breath stinks, should I bring her a toothbrush and toothpaste?

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how does she react to you diving into her pussy and eating her out like a starving Ethiopian? in my experience, some girls love it and some girls are like wtf who are you get out of my house.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:31 PM
IronFly IronFly is offline
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My girlfriends asleep and I'm kinda horny, how do I wake her up but not have her too angry with me to [censored]? Also she's been asleep for a few hours, what if her breath stinks, should I bring her a toothbrush and toothpaste?

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how does she react to you diving into her pussy and eating her out like a starving Ethiopian? in my experience, some girls love it and some girls are like wtf who are you get out of my house.

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YES!
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:32 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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Just go down on her right off the bat to wake her up. Hopefulyl she's a genreally clean girl and won't be stinky. if she is and she knows she is she might feel self concious and throw you off. Anways.. hoping she's clean she'll assume your going to keep licking her and she can't complain. So after a few minutes wip it out and put it in her. She'll have to be a total bitch to stop you know. Nut inside her and goto bed.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:33 PM
IronFly IronFly is offline
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Find out what nights she works and start to become a reg and flirt with her. Once you become her friend then you ask her to come to a party and put it to her. NFL cheerleaders are [censored] but you'll have to be real good looking to bang her. Looks are all they care about. If your not just give up.. it ain't gonan happen. Or become an NFL player.

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WTF kinda "playa" advice is this? Be her friend? Become an NFL player? Look really good?

You forgot to add be filthy rich and already married to a hotter chick.

C'mon man, drop some GAME
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:35 PM
KhalynYohrk KhalynYohrk is offline
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Theres this blonde that I know I could probably hook up with, shes tall skinny with some tig ol bitties, good looking too, but she might want to start off friendly before getting down to business, and I'm moving over an hour away, this week. I will see her tomorrow night and I'm not sure how to proceed. Whats my line wicked??
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:37 PM
MindGamez MindGamez is offline
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whats the easiest way to fit my 4" diameter, 1.5" long chode into a girls pooper without using so much lube that sprays all over the place when i pump it
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:38 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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stick it in sideways
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:04 AM
KhalynYohrk KhalynYohrk is offline
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Heres another one; got the eye from the chick at the video store, asked me if I wanted the 'tour' what it do
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:11 AM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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uh.. say yes obv. She's a controlling chic.. let her show the way.
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:13 AM
KhalynYohrk KhalynYohrk is offline
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She was eying me hard and it made me uncomfortable, she is a nypho I bet
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