Ask a playa how to GET LAID

[WiredSevens]

fyi his best friend's little sister is 14.

[Madman Madman]

I look and behave like golem from lord of the rings anyway I can get laid without changing my innerself?

[LionelHutz00]

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I would rather ask lionel hutz how to get laid.

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lol you'll just end up jacking off on your computer, sorry.

[filsteal]

OP,

Do you watch the TV show The Office (the US version)? If so, I have a question.

filsteal

[wickedgoodtrader]

Lil sisters always have a crush on their older brothers friends. Make sure you always aknowledge her when you see her around. There's various ways to bang these brauds and most end up with losing a friend but losing friends isn't what this threads about. Find out her AIM SN and start to chat with her on there. Arrange for a meeting and take her to a chill spot and she'll be dripping wet waiting for her bro's friend to slip it in her. Make sure you are fresh and ready to blow. You don't want any probs with not being able to nut cuz then [censored] will get weird. RDNI her (chics love knowing they satisfied a guy) and she'll tell all her friends. You'll be gettin a little extra attention from them too from then on.

[filsteal]

Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

[Dankenstein]

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Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

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Uhh Find the hottest girl in the class with the lowest grade, and offer her extra credit if you can Siihp. ldo

[filsteal]

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Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

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Uhh Find the hottest girl in the class with the lowest grade, and offer her extra credit if you can Siihp. ldo

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No this isn't LDO. If I get rejected I probably get fired. This is not an acceptable risk.

[Madman Madman]

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Make sure you are fresh and ready to blow. You don't want any probs with not being able to nut cuz then [censored] will get weird.

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Hi I am a virgin and am having trouble understanding this part. I thought blowing/nutting was easy? is there something I should do to prepare? elaborate

[LionelHutz00]

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I thought blowing/nutting was easy?

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lol