Mike Vick gets me thrown out of a bar in St. Louis

[pergesu]

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CUSTOMER: Fill the dog's water bowl!

ME: Not my yob, mang. I'm insulted that you don't think such a task is beneath me and demeaning. Continue to insult me, and we will cease to do business together.

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You live in a strange world.

[kickabuck]

Maybe the barkeep isn't thrilled with you chatting up the blonde he'd like to be chatting up, which is why he is putting up with the damn dog in the first place. He's filled up the bowl three times already, probably sick and tired of caretaking for a smelly animal when all that has to be done is the owner of the dog going to the john and filling the bowl in the sink, but he's putting up with the dog and serving the dog probably because it's a cute blonde. Figures maybe you should fill up the damn bowl if you care so much and are getting along so splendidly with the girl.

[quirkasaurus]

the guy is just a jerk.
i'd find a new bar.

[solids]

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CUSTOMER: Fill the dog's water bowl!

ME: Not my yob, mang. I'm insulted that you don't think such a task is beneath me and demeaning. Continue to insult me, and we will cease to do business together.

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ytf--

I'm not sure if you are leveling, or just retarded.


OP--

I chuckled at your joke. Seriously though, find a new bar. The bartender sounds like a huge bag of douche. Also, why put up with verbal abuse when the bar is basically empty anyway?

[secretprankster]

Horrible topical remarks, fun stuff. This is almost as bad as when that dude mentioned Katrina in Live Free or Die Hard.

Where was guids btw? Do people actually go out in St. Louis without bringing guids?

[punkass]

I'd put up with a crappy bartender if the place had cool people in it. I'd go to an empty bar if I knew the bartender was cool.

You got the worse of both of these. Never go back there again.

"You just lost yourself a customer."

[miajag]

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Where was guids btw? Do people actually go out in St. Louis without bringing guids?

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hahahaha

[Yeti]

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Me: Um, would you mind re-filling the dog's bowl?

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I'd eject anyone who treated me like I was a freaking servant. I'm a bartender. If you want a glass of water, ask me for one.

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heh, i'm pretty sure in reality you wouldn't say or do anything.

[DrewDevil]

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Maybe the bartender was Marcus Vick.

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[jesusarenque]

All,

The bartender looks something like this, except with a mohawk instead of flames on his head: