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Old 07-17-2007, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

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And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my bad beats upon you.

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Even though this is such an easy target, LOL for that one.
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:52 PM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

Yeah I'm willing to bet a lot of us suffer from the prayer leak. A little churchin' might help your game.
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:59 PM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

Just let him be? No?
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:14 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

Unless Satan shows up and murders Yang, I think he's going to win.

Yes he has made several DIRECT promises to God. He asked specificaly to win a hand, he asked God to "show them your power" or something like that and he said he'd glorify God somehow or other. Not sure where in Vegas you can take $8.2million to do that but I'm sure his casino host can hooketh him up.

Edit: While I was posting this, God smote Yang's A-9o with Lam's 3d4d when they got it all in PF. (Lam flopped a 4 and it held up.)
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:56 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

It's done. God was like get that AQ crap AND that Canadian flag out my face! I giveth yee a straight draw on the turneth. When that card hit I was like, well if God wants this lil fealla to win I guess the river is a 6 - which is one of Satans numbers (666) you know. In your [censored] eye Satan, eat a 6 bitch.

I'm joining a chursh ASAP.
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:02 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

David sucked out against Goliath.
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:06 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout lol

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i haven't laughed as hard in a month as i did when he screamed,

"in the name of Jesus Christ Lord - please let me win this hand."

absolutely [censored] priceless.

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This left a nasty taste in my mouth...oh..its vomit!
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:28 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout l

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Goliath sucked out against David

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Old 07-18-2007, 07:31 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout lol

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Obviously, God does not like the other players.

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] a+
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:48 AM
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Default Re: Strange...I never thought of God showing his power via a suckout lol

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Obviously, God does not like the other players.

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] a+

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lol at the guys in this thread and the others back slapping one another in recognition of their incredible wit. Sure, it's very easy to mock the guy for many of the atheists and know-it-all-children on this board(only dipsh*ts have faith, right?), but realize he friggin escaped the Communists in Laos and made it to America. Pretty damn good reason to have faith in God. Maybe you can forgive him his over exuberance, and appreciate his pleasant and apparently charitable nature.
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