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Old 06-02-2007, 06:23 AM
seemorenuts seemorenuts is offline
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P.S. I have invented a brilliant riddle about 4 months ago where the presentation of the punchline, asking what the original riddle is, is funnier than telling the riddle and then the punchline.

Can you construct such palindromic asymmetrically humorous riddles?

I may start a thread on this. Here's a clue:


FART
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:48 AM
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Pardon me boy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:03 AM
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You get blood on your clown suit.
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:41 AM
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How do you like them apples?
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:50 AM
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"That's my secretary. I'm f***in' her!"
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:01 PM
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"BLOCK THAT KICK!!!"
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:37 PM
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Because TNN was taken
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:38 PM
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"Feel my thumb in your ass? TAH-DAH!"
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:12 PM
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What can I get for a rib?

The potato goes in the front of the speedo.

I know that, but who f-cks the stork?
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:19 PM
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For the whole bag I'll cum on your face

Usually two snickers, a baby ruth, and a butterfinger.

hey sweetheart Dont forget the coffee
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