SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)

[ASPoker8]

20k hands already you ppl are nuts [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Ratamahatta]

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[x] sick breakeven stretch


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where?
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[x] tons of grinding


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can't see it.

[bubaloo]

yeah wtf, ive only done 138 hands this month so far

edit: graph coming soon



up 1 buyin @ 50nl [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[dirtylobster]

[censored] Neteller. I mailed Stars and told them my story and asked about alternative cashout methods. Here's the reply:

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As regards your Neteller account, you should be able to use it from
anywhere in Europe. If, for some reason, you cannot access your Neteller
account (i.e. it is blocked) you should contact them and once you've
cleared your account security questions, they should restore your account
login privileges. However, they reserve the right to deny that access if
deemed necessary.

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Wtf. Here's an excerpt from my Live Chat w/ Neteller two days ago:

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Stephen: But the account is registered for Finland.
Stephen: So it closes automatically in another country.

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Stephen: Can you send an email to accountsurveillance@neteller.com
Stephen: Explain your situation to them.
Stephen: It is very unique so unfortunately, I cannot simply open your account.
Stephen: Please tell them your travel situation?
Stephen: And they will be able to assist you.

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I mailed them two days ago and they haven't bothered to answer.

I have like 10€ offline so I'm thinking about sending a mail bomb to

NETELLER
4th Floor
1 Circular Road
Standard Bank Building
Douglas
Isle of Man

Good idea?

Luckily I've paid for the next night where I'm staying so I shouldn't have to live on the streets until tomorrow.

[ok2aa]

regulars going nuts, standard

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $100
MP: $118.10
CO: $36.85
BTN: $59.70
SB: $100
Hero (BB): $115.65

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, MP calls $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $100 and is All-In</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $78

Flop: ($208.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($208.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($208.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $208.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG mucked 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and WON $205.50 (+$105.50 NET)

[ASPoker8]

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[x] sick breakeven stretch


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where?
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[x] tons of grinding


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can't see it.

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...srsly?

[MyironThumb]

god i am such a fishy donk! just how bad is this on a scale of 1 to 10??


Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $200
BTN: $315.35
Hero (SB): $663.60
BB: $531.95
UTG: $406.30
MP: $269.25

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, MP folds, CO calls $7, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $27, CO folds

Flop: ($77) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $52</font>, UTG calls $52

Turn: ($181) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $138</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $320.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $182.30

River: ($821.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $821.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $818.60 (+$412.30 NET)
UTG showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$406.30 NET)

[Fletcher19]

didn't think they made heaters like this anymore [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Ratamahatta]

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[x] sick breakeven stretch


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where?
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[x] tons of grinding


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can't see it.

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...srsly?

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Am I being leveled here? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[ASPoker8]

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[x] sick breakeven stretch


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where?
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[x] tons of grinding


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can't see it.

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...srsly?

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Am I being leveled here? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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no
<font color="white"> yes </font>
this is serious