RAPED IN THE A$$ ....over and over and over

[kash munni]

So im grinding out .5/1 playing 10 tabes for about 2 hours and am up $500 than i run into ....THE SUPER DONKEY dun dun dun


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($95.70)
UTG ($72.70)
UTG+1 ($68.85)
MP1 ($238.10)
MP2 ($120.50)
MP3 ($113.30)
Hero ($166.45)
Button ($70.15)
SB ($117.65)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $6, MP1 calls $5.

Flop: ($22.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($22.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $5</font>, MP1 calls $5, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $31</font>, UTG calls $26, MP1 calls $26.

River: ($115.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $18</font>, UTG folds, MP1 calls $18.

Final Pot: $151.50
<font color="#000000">
MP1 has 6c Ad (one pair, kings).
Hero has 8s 7s (one pair, kings).
Outcome: MP1 wins $151.50. </font>



So now I know he is a calling station and decide to value bet the f*** out of him

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 ($99.05)
MP2 ($100)
MP3 ($66.85)
CO ($329.60)
Button ($119)
SB ($120.35)
Hero ($110.45)
UTG ($63.15)
UTG+1 ($117.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($10.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20</font>, CO calls $15.

Turn: ($50.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $48</font>, CO calls $48.

River: ($146.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $37.45 (All-In)</font>, CO calls $37.45.

Final Pot: $221.40
<font color="#000000">
Hero has Ac Jd (two pair, aces and twos).
CO has 7s As (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: CO wins $110.70. Hero wins $110.70. </font>





And the best 1

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($96)
BB ($59.85)
UTG ($313.85)
UTG+1 ($120)
MP1 ($121.20)
Hero ($173.90)
CO ($98.50)
Button ($125.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $2, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1.

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $5</font>, Hero calls $5, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $15</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $10, Hero calls $10.

Turn: ($55) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $35</font>, Hero calls $35, Button calls $20.

River: ($160) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $261.85 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $121.90 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: $543.75
<font color="#000000">
UTG has 7s 7c (full house, sevens full of nines).
Hero has 6c 6h (full house, sixes full of nines).
Outcome: UTG wins $543.75. </font>

[Vigorish]

The first hand is extremely well played. NH.

Vig

[DJ_Northstar]

and you like it

[yskhyr]

i like how you setup stacksizes in hand 1 to an awesome bluff on the river.. too bad he's too much of a donkey to fold when he's offered 6-1 and all he can beat is a busted spade draw

[keikiwai]

i like how you check-raise a "calling station"

that's got to be one of the stupidest moves ever

[PartyGirlUK]

To quote BluffThis*

"You deserved to get raped"


<font color="white">* BluffThis never actually said this. </font>

[Knives_Out]

[johnnyrocket]

you didnt play well so you cant really blame anyone. First hand you played like a moron, stop trying to pull huge bluffs in such weak games. Just stick to hands and you'll do much better. 2nd hand you played fine, 3rd hand you played awful and deserved to lose. Someone could have easily had the 9 and you were letting them draw real strong, fastplay harder at the flop and you'll get better results.

[johnnyrocket]

if the board were K99 an you had KK this would be the spot to slowplay, not with the low boat though that could easily get caught.

[keikiwai]