AP thread 87.1 - waiting on the statement ITT

[stompin]

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Dear Absolute Poker-

Naked pics of Serinda Swan or this whole thing didn't happen.







erm... wait... that's not how it sounded in my head.

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if you google her with safesearch off theres a good pic where you can almost see her mitt through her underwear.

[apefish]

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Dear Absolute Poker-

Naked pics of Serinda Swan or this whole thing didn't happen.







erm... wait... that's not how it sounded in my head.

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if you google her with safesearch off theres a good pic where you can almost see her mitt through her underwear.

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you can turn safesearch on?

[Cruzincat]

My wife is extremely upset at AP over this. I haven't been away from the computer the whole time! Well, actually she is more upset with me....

[ugaistheteam]

Dear Shawn,

Absolute Poker has identified an internal security breach that
compromised our systems for a limited period of time. The cause of
the breach has been determined and completely resolved. In addition,
all necessary resources, both internal and external, have been
engaged to ensure that this does not happen again. Our investigation is
not fully concluded, and we wish to thank the extended poker
community for any and all assistance related to this matter.

Game integrity has always been and continues to be of the utmost
importance at Absolute Poker. The Management of Absolute Poker is
appalled by these findings, and is committed to our players and to
the integrity of our site and the online poker industry.

All players affected by this security breach will be identified during
the audit process that has been initiated and all funds, including
interest, will be returned. Absolute Poker would like to apologize
for the recent events and is committed to diligently working with
outside security firms, auditing firms, the extended poker community
and the Kahnawake Gaming Commission to ensure that the situation is
entirely resolved.

A comprehensive statement will be forthcoming shortly, providing more
details of the findings.



Thanks,



Team Absolute

[Elusive1]

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My wife is extremely upset at AP over this. I haven't been away from the computer the whole time! Well, actually she is more upset with me....

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same, along with my friend and his wife.... damn AP release the statement, i cant wait till Sunday

[El Diablo]

N,

If they're reasonably smart, they'll have a major public announcement of a 5-year Costa Rican jail sentence for a few involved. Of course these sentences will be suspended a week or two later.

AP: Ship me $100k and I'll give you all the advice you need to damage control super-effectively.

[nath]

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My wife is extremely upset at AP over this. I haven't been away from the computer the whole time! Well, actually she is more upset with me....

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...Ladies and gentlemen, Henny Youngman!

[Cruzincat]

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My wife is extremely upset at AP over this. I haven't been away from the computer the whole time! Well, actually she is more upset with me....

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...Ladies and gentlemen, Henny Youngman!

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Thank You, I'll be here until Tuesday night!

[Jimbo232]

So would it make sense given the recent changes to US laws that Scott Tom and his partners relinquished their executive positions at AP and became highly paid and equally as powerful "consultants" to the organization? This would fit the stance that these guys are no longer involved with AP (on paper at least), as well as the statement about a consultant being involved.

[JoRoLa]

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My wife is extremely upset at AP over this. I haven't been away from the computer the whole time! Well, actually she is more upset with me....

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I feel her pain.



Oh BTW Mick, if you are still up reading this, (eyes rolling)....I am going to bed. Night hunny.