queens better than kings?!?

[randomly]

so i was wondering, i was playing in a poker room run by a woman (real nice ass, btw) and the local rool (i lost a big hand over this, but that's another story) was that the owner figured queens ought to be better than kings, since she was a feminisst...


so i lost a big hand thinking ak was better than aq, but it got me to thinking....

there is indeed an inbalance in the world... kings better than queens in chess AND poker.... so i thinking, why not balance it out by making it alternate hand by hand like a mixed game, sor tof?

we could keep track of it using a puck (one side a big Q another a big K) and to make it fair we could flip the puck randomly at the begnning of the hand


so k on the puck would mean k was higher, and q on it would mean q was higher.... but just for that hand

we got rid of smoking in poker rooms, so why not sexism as well?

[jessicaalbiel]

[Das Budrick]

"this... is a terrible, terrible idea"

[randomly]

i'm not going to post stoping until this serious issue is taken as it should be... seriously


dion't forget that this would be great +evs on drunks who forget which hand is higher

[furyshade]

why do i never see hot chicks playing? i've seen two ever and they were playing the busto 1/3 $100 cap buyin, so rigged. only women that i ever see playing 2/5+ are old asian women or fat

[Conspire]

Take your tom-foolery to OOT.

[chicken10der]

you fail english? that's unpossible.

[bottomset]

the king in chess is a bum

[DopamineRelease]

Didn't read OP, KK > QQ tho

[randomly]

so you're not reading what you respond to?!

post count whore, that's what you ore