BBV4L: When did u give up?

[fordrugmoney]

Post moments when you realized you+society=not standard.

I have many, and I'll start with a few:

-At a banquet dinner, in response to a question, I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist.

-During a conversation with a Managing Director from Goldman Sachs, I had racing thoughts of smacking him in the face and running out of the room.

-During my summer IB internship, I told a Managing Director to not be a (slang for birth canal).

Any good stories?

[edfurlong]

One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

[pokah5]

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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you're a bad person.

[prodonkey]

This one time I went 130 in a 35 zone.. oh wait.. I was living vicariously through you.

[The Man Mulcahey]

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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YOU DIRTY MOTHER [censored]!

also: a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller.

[Wheelzie]

when the cop tack'd on public profanity on top of the rest

[Conspire]

I gave up on lots of social interaction after I bought a computer.

[fordrugmoney]

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a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller.

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This is standard, I'm talking about things that are irrevocable, and mean the end of life as u know it

[LiveNow]

i once met a kid at a party, he was the most awkward kid ever. He was trying to be all outgoing, but was really annoying and embarrassing to be around. Could he be one of you?

[xSCWx]

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i was buying some scantrons for my exam and the price was $1.30. I pulled out a dollar and said "I think I have the change" but only had like 15 cents, so I said "nevermind" and as I started to reach for a 20 the average looking chick working the register was like "its cool, I've got 30 cents" and took 30 cents out of the give a penny take a penny.

Beat: Carrying change in my wallet.
Brag: Had too many $20s and not enough small bills.
Variance: Too long to type so I'll skip it.