Um...what's my move now?

[Bagonirix]

I want to smash this girl's kidsh*tter, but, I'm an introverted degenerate poker player who has 0, and I mean 0 game. But it's not like I don't talk to her or anything. Now all this crap started last Friday. Me and a buddy at work were just talking, and he's like "You like her?", and I say "LDO", then he's like "I'll tell her you want her number ok." and I tell him "no that's all right I'll get it".(I got off at 4pm she came in at 5, he worked night with her that day). Now fast-forward to Sunday I'm at work yadadadad blahblah blah. This [censored] told me he told her I wanted her number. I'm like WTF, I told you I'll do it myself dammit. Now i'm here thinking what I'm going to say to her, but cant think of anything. Then came monday, but I dont work with her on Monday so whew. On Tuesday I work with her in the morning, and I'm thinking fhiahjfjfkajfwjieggienribinigwtf enkigngbbqnikenmeknmjewknlsn. Help me goofyballer!

[kylephilly]

sounds like a simple solution of 20 mg of kill yourself

[The Man Mulcahey]

ask her for her number. then ask her if you can buy her a fish sandwich.

[blutarski]

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I want to smash this girl's kidsh*tter, but, I'm an introverted degenerate poker player who has 0, and I mean 0 game. But it's not like I don't talk to her or anything. Now all this crap started last Friday. Me and a buddy at work were just talking, and he's like "You like her?", and I say "LDO", then he's like "I'll tell her you want her number ok." and I tell him "no that's all right I'll get it".(I got off at 4pm she came in at 5, he worked night with her that day). Now fast-forward to Sunday I'm at work yadadadad blahblah blah. This [censored] told me he told her I wanted her number. I'm like WTF, I told you I'll do it myself dammit. Now i'm here thinking what I'm going to say to her, but cant think of anything. Then came monday, but I dont work with her on Monday so whew. On Tuesday I work with her in the morning, and I'm thinking fhiahjfjfkajfwjieggienribinigwtf enkigngbbqnikenmeknmjewknlsn. Help me goofyballer!

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racist ban

[sippin_criss]

"hi, i like ur face and want 2 no if u wud want 2 do sex in regards to me, thx"

[sightless]

kill your friend

[ConspirEDD]

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I want to smash this girl's kidsh*tter, but, I'm an introverted degenerate poker player who has 0, and I mean 0 game. But it's not like I don't talk to her or anything. Now all this crap started last Friday. Me and a buddy at work were just talking, and he's like "You like her?", and I say "LDO", then he's like "I'll tell her you want her number ok." and I tell him "no that's all right I'll get it".(I got off at 4pm she came in at 5, he worked night with her that day). Now fast-forward to Sunday I'm at work yadadadad blahblah blah. This [censored] told me he told her I wanted her number. I'm like WTF, I told you I'll do it myself dammit. Now i'm here thinking what I'm going to say to her, but cant think of anything. Then came monday, but I dont work with her on Monday so whew. On Tuesday I work with her in the morning, and I'm thinking fhiahjfjfkajfwjieggienribinigwtf enkigngbbqnikenmeknmjewknlsn. Help me goofyballer!

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nit ban

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it was warranted, given the context

[ncboiler]

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I want to smash this girl's kidsh*tter,

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Just substitute "this girl's" with "your" and you should be good to go

[holdme]

punch her

[Madman Madman]

tell her you dont want her number your friend was lying and you think she is an ugly piece of [censored] and that she should just kill herself.