Festival of [censored] beats, or "my mom broke her back"

[NozeCandy]

Now that she's actually ok I figure I can make the "she's on her back a lot anyway, what's 6 more months?" joke.

[ReptileHouse]

I was trying to figure a non-trite "variance" joke to put in here, but realized in time that variance jokes are by definition trite, so I quit.

Good news that surgery won't be needed. Very good news.

[Blarg]

My mom just had her fingers near crushed and her shoulder dislocated. And her birthday is in a couple days.

Good luck to your mom, Dids.

[J.C. Gloves]

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My mom just had her fingers near crushed and her shoulder dislocated. And her birthday is in a couple days.

Good luck to your mom, Dids.

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WTF?? Is there a curse? My mom has broken some toes recently [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Birthday in Nov. tho so guess its kinda weaksauce.

[DemonDeac]

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glad she's ok.

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[Mama Poker]

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BRAG:

Dad just called, she won't need surgery. 6 weeks in a back brace. YAY.

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Glad to hear it. 6wks in a back brace still sucks.
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[Dids]

Just talked to Mom. She's high as [censored] on morphine right now. She's never done drugs (which is impressive being married to my Dad... I mean seriously, how much weed has this dude smoked.




ANSWER: A LOT). And doens't ever have more than 2 glases of wine, so I hope she's going to enjoy these next few days for all they're worth.





PLZ TO BE GETTING WELL SOON MOM!

[PITTM]

did i accidentally go to bdids.com?

[Dids]

Nobody ever visits bdids.com without intent.

[PITTM]

your mom should hang out with shannon shorr.